Subway

Commissioner Gesberg:
[to The Roller Skater] Police. Handcuffs. Prison.

H?l?na:
[to La pr?f?te] Stop! Tell your story to someone else... because I don't give a f*** about all this bullshit.

The Commissioner:
[after seeing his wife crying] Mrs. Kerman, is there a problem?

H?l?na:
No. I was just telling your wife that I don't give a f*** about her stories.

The Singer:
[singing] Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

The Singer:
[singing] How can I keep on smiling at their disguise? When I know nothing good ever comes from lies. My heart is no beginner. But still, I can lose my temper. Yeah. How can we keep on watching that f***in' TV? We're so bored, we don't even care what we see. Takes our strength away. And never, never shows us the way. No. But I think I know the answer. It's only mystery and I like it.

The Drummer:
Who's that chick?

Fred:
Cinderella.

The Drummer:
Well, your Cinderella's got a pistol this big in her bag.

Fred:
It's her magic wand.

Fred:
Why do I love you?

H?l?na:
Because I'm an amazing woman.

Fred:
Why don't you love me?

H?l?na:
Because I don't have the guts.

Fred:
Are you lazy?

H?l?na:
Terribly.

Fred:
Who does the cooking at your house?

H?l?na:
The cook.

Fred:
And the housework?

H?l?na:
The housekeeper.

Fred:
And the lovemaking?

The Roller Skater:
I'm moving out. You're life's story is f***ing depressing.

The Drummer:
Hey, how you're doing cats?

The Roller Skater:
Son of a b*tch, a drummer with no f***ing sense of timing.

Fred:
Oh yeah, there's a picture of you as a kid too. 9 years old, 60 pounds, [laughs] Oh, you were a looker even back then... I'll knock the price down to 10,000 if you let me keep it.

H?l?na:
Okay.

H?l?na's Husband:
[Helena is sporting a very ratted hairdo for a fancy dinner] What is that hairdo?

H?l?na:
Iroquois.

H?l?na's Husband:
What?

H?l?na:
Iroquois. [the door opens, holds her hand up] How!

Fred:
The drummer never divulges his name.

The Roller Skater:
So what're you doing down here?

Fred:
Ha! That's a good question! Can I trust you?

The Roller Skater:
No, but tell me anyway.

Fred:
I love birthdays.