Summerslam

Al Snow:
Don't be ridiculous, it's not one of the signs of the apocalypse when he starts quoting Judy Garland. When he starts singing like Ethel Merman, then you've gotta worry.

Al Snow:
I know he said, "I'll get you and your little dog too." But it's not like he's sending flying monkeys after us.

Jesse 'The Body' Ventura:
You know, there's a lot of media saying that I'm a disgrace for being here. But I'll tell you this. I'm proud I'm a wrestler. I'm proud I was a wrestler and I'm proud to be here tonight!

Jesse 'The Body' Ventura:
You hit somebody with a chair, anything like that, I'm not counting it.

Mankind:
Let me ask you this. Don't you think that Geraldine Ferraro was vastly underestimated as a candidate?

Jesse 'The Body' Ventura:
She might have been, but she's a bleedin' heart liberal, you know. Come on!

The Road Dogg:
That looked like it hurt like hell. I'm glad I'm not in this.

Chris Jericho:
Do you believe that Chris Jericho is here to save the WWF?

Howard 'The Fink' Finkel:
Yes, I do.

Chris Jericho:
Do you believe in what Y2J stands for?

Howard 'The Fink' Finkel:
Absolutely.

Chris Jericho:
Do you believe that I'm here to save your job, Harold?

Howard 'The Fink' Finkel:
Yes, yes.

Chris Jericho:
Then you need to be on time! You need to be precise! You need to get your act together! It's all about impact, Harold, IMPACT!

Howard 'The Fink' Finkel:
It's Howard.

Chris Jericho:
Whatever. Come on. Let's go.

Jim Ross:
The Rock just put Billy Gunn's face in that large woman's ass!

Jim Ross:
She has the ample, designated ass, suitable for kissing.

Jerry Lawler:
Suitable for kissing? You telling me you would kiss that?

Jim Ross:
No.

Jerry Lawler:
What kind of kiss is it? I hope it's not a French kiss!