Svensson Svensson

Gustav Svensson:
(Watching tv and realise that isn't the usual christmas presenter). Vad ?r det d?r f?r j?vla stolpskott? Var ?r Arne Weise?

Lina Svensson:
Mom, there is a man outside who shovels our garage entrance.

Lena Svensson:
It's your dad.

Lina Svensson:
[surprised] How did you make him do it?

Lena Svensson:
I told him I've dropped the remote control in the snow.

Lina Svensson:
[after hearing that her father saw her and a boy at the cinema] Dad, are you spying on us?

Gustav Svensson:
I think spy is such an ugly word I prefer to call it supervise.

Lena Svensson:
I remember my school ball. It was the best day of my life!

Lina Svensson:
Was it then you met dad?

Max Svensson:
Get real! She said it was the best day of her life!

Gustav Svensson:
[talking about their school ball] I remember how nervous I was. Standing on your doorstep and asking your father to take his daughter out.

Lena Svensson:
I think that was brave of you. Did you remember what he said?

Gustav Svensson:
[quoting Lenas dad] Gustav Svensson, if I ever see you here again I'll beat out every teeth in your mouth.

Gustav Svensson:
[while checking out the channels on the TV] Well look at this! Cartoons!

G?ran:
Oh, that's one of those kid channels. They're showing cartoons 24 hours a day.

Gustav Svensson:
Oh, my God. How are you supposed to keep awake?

Max Svensson:
[while selling mayflowers] Okay, sis, how many mayflowers do you want?

Lina Svensson:
How much do they cost?

Max Svensson:
Five kronor each.

Gustav Svensson:
Five? When I bought you sold them for ten. Why does she only have to pay half-price?

Max Svensson:
She's much harder to fool then you!

Annika:
Max, why are you always teasing Lina?

Max Svensson:
I'm her kidbro, it's my job to tease her.

Lena Svensson:
Why are you always teasing Max?

Lina Svensson:
Because he's teasing me.

Lena Svensson:
It's just because he's jealous. Because you are older then he is and can do things he ain't allowed to.

Lina Svensson:
And what kind of things are that? Where dresses?

Lena Svensson:
[after Gustav has said that Linas boyfriend is violent] For God sake Gustav. He trains judo and that is a sport.

Gustav Svensson:
Sport? That's not a sport. In a sport you use a ball!

Lena Svensson:
[after having run into Max guinea pig] Max, I've gave you money to buy a cage to him. Why haven't you done that?

Max Svensson:
I think cages are cruel. I believe that animals should be able to run free.

Lena Svensson:
What did you buy instead?

Max Svensson:
A videogame and cheesedoddles.

Lena Svensson:
[on New Year's Eve] Let's hope this new year will be just as great as this one was!

Max Svensson:
Don't you think we should think a little more optimistic here?

Gustav Svensson:
[Upon opening the refridgerator and finds out that his booze is missing] Where is my little friend?

Max Svensson:
I'm sitting right over here.

Lena Svensson:
Gustav is like a Rubic's Cube. No matter how many times you twist, turn and change it, there's always something wrong.

Gustav Svensson:
The road to death is long, so why not travel comfortably?

Gustav Svensson:
[gets scared by Greta] Oh!

Greta:
You're Gustav, right?

Gustav Svensson:
And you must be that little girl from Poltergeist.

Gustav Svensson:
[telling Greta a fairy tale] Once upon a time... Before the e-mail came and ruined everything.

Lena Svensson:
[to Gustav who's watching TV] Something new, important happened in the world?

Gustav Svensson:
Nah, Papa Smurf fell into that well. But they've got him up now.

Max Svensson:
I want more crisps!

Gustav Svensson:
What are you shouting about?

Max Svensson:
I will live here for a while now and I'm still your kid. Get me more crisps.

Gustav Svensson:
And I'm still your father so I've eaten them.