Swift and Shift Couriers

George Darwin:
Ouch, I think my face if broken!

David Jackman:
GUYS! Look man, the clips wont even reach.

Leanne Murdoch:
1, 2, 3.

David Jackman:
They wont reach man!

Damien Payne:
Karen!

Karen Smythe:
Ah, don't worry, we'll get you a kids size belt.

David Jackman:
Do I look like a f***ing kid to you, darling?

Karen Smythe:
No, no, I was just trying to help.

David Jackman:
Well don't.

Paul 'Mario' Gauci:
Ayy! Look up here! Hey look I'm not using that poofy thing you put around your balls!

Karen Smythe:
Oliver, you were supposed to be his partner. Where's his harness?

Paul 'Mario' Gauci:
I just used the rope

Oliver Vlacic:
He refused to be connected to me.

Paul 'Mario' Gauci:
Hey Leanne, look at me man, look at this!

Damien Payne:
Ah, Mario, mate. You better start climbing down really slowly.

Paul 'Mario' Gauci:
Impressive huh!

Damien Payne:
You're meant to be using a harness.

Paul 'Mario' Gauci:
Mate, did Edward Hillary use that thing around the balls?

Damien Payne:
You're meant to wear a harness.

Paul 'Mario' Gauci:
The harness is for pooo-wooahh [falling] .