Tarot: A Documentary Love Story

Federico:
I just booked a period piece film.

Mannie:
Really? Is it that new Robert De Niro film?

Federico:
No, it's with Orange Coast College. Who's Robert De Niro?

Mannie:
Godfather.

Federico:
He's your godfather?

Mannie:
No. The movie.

Federico:
What? What movie?

Ishamel:
One of my clients told me he has a prescription for marijuana. Huh. And it was for back pain. Seems you can get marijuana for almost anything today. Maybe you could get it to taper Jewish guilt.

Babydills:
But I know I'm on the verge of a breakthrough. Please. Just hang in there with me. Ishmael.

Ishamel:
I've been doing that for a year and I need to make room for others who are working. Your last big job was playing Deena Delgado on the "Wonder Years."

Drew:
You need to be in this thing all the way. Love is like a fairy tale. Navah is your Cinderella and you're her Prince Charming. You need to focus on the happy ending. That's what I do with Gary. When he gets a little cranky, I just remind him what's important.

Babykins:
What's that?

Drew:
My sweet ass.

Drew:
[takes a bite of cheesecake] This is delicious.

Babydills:
Isn't it great? It's vegan, gluten free and dairy free.

Gary:
Do you have anything that's vegan free?

Gary:
I think this is a better question.

Babykins:
Uh-huh.

Gary:
Do you hear a voice? Rather than, do you hear voices?

Babykins:
Yeah.

Gary:
Makes it more forgiving. Less like you think they're nuts.

Simon:
The irony of documenting a documentary. Actually, if you think about it, I'm documenting a documentary within a documentary. The layers give me shivers.