Terry and June

Miss Dingle:
From the House of a Thousand Raptures/I crept ere the news should spread/That the Devil due, had claimed Li Fang Fu/And Li Fang Fu was dead./With the shriek of a soul in torment/I turned like a frenzied man/Falling back from the spot where the moonlight/Poured down upon Captain Dan./He was dead, and in death was fearful/With features of ghastly hue/And snake-like around his throat was wound/The pigtail of Li Fang Fu.

Terry Medford:
[referring to someone's singing] Last time I heard screeching like that was when we accidentally vacuumed the cat.