The Adventures of Pluto Nash

Pluto Nash:
You married twins?

Tony Francis:
No, I met the perfect woman, so I had her cloned.

Dina Lake:
Which one is which?

Tony Francis:
Who cares?

Pluto Nash:
What happened?

James:
Obviously, you did something stupid.

Pluto Nash:
That's a cryogenic Chihuahua!

Dina Lake:
It's a real dog?

Pluto Nash:
Oh, yeah, it's very delicate. You know it's illegal to bring pets up here. But I got a friend back in Juarez who knows how to freeze-dry these things. Look at that. It's a girl. Pop that little b*tch in the particle wave for two minutes on defrost... she'll be running around the room.

Pluto Nash:
So where'd you do your singing back Earth?

Dina Lake:
Oh, weddings, bar mitzvahs, reincarnation rituals. The usual gigs.

Pluto Nash:
You blew up my wood bar stools. You know how hard it is to get wood on the moon?

Dina Lake:
What makes you so sure he'll help us out?

Pluto Nash:
Oh, he'll help us. He couldn't sing a note if it weren't for me.

Dina Lake:
You taught Tony Francis how to sing?

Pluto Nash:
No, I convinced a bookie not to pour some acid down his throat.

Pluto Nash:
So how's it going with you and Babbet?

Bruno:
Me and Babbet? I don't think that's going to happen. I found out that I'm 110 volts and she's a 220.

Pluto Nash:
Just go to the hardware store and get an adaptor.

Bruno:
Nah. That just ruins it for me.

Mogan:
Hey Bruno. What are you? A 65?

Bruno:
Model 63. Deluxe.

Kelp:
63? Talk about ancient.

Bruno:
Your sister didn't seem to mind.

Rowland:
There's a clone doctor named Runa Pedanken. Made a big name for herself creating an entire basketball team from one old guy.

Pluto Nash:
The Air Jordans. Yeah.