The Adventures of Sebastian Cole

Sebastian Cole:
First I have to live a little so I have something to write about.

Henrietta Cole:
So, for the time being, you're just going to live a little?

Sebastian Cole:
No, I'm going to live a lot.

Mary:
You taste sour.

Sebastian Cole:
You taste sweet.

Mary:
I am sweet.

Sebastian Cole:
Well, I'm sour.

Mary:
I don't mind.

Wayne:
Why do you want to get out early anyway? What are you going to do with yourself?

Sebastian Cole:
Well, get a haircut, pay taxes, die.

[following Sebastian's bender]

Henrietta:
So tell me about your adventure.

Sebastian:
I can't remember anything.

Henrietta:
That's going to make a hell of a novel. 300 blank pages.

Sebastian:
Shut up.