The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

Princess Toadstool:
What a great day for a swim. There isn't a cloud in the sky.

[first lines]

Bully Koopa:
Real world prison straight ahead, King Dad!

King Bowser Koopa:
Prison, the only place in the real world with our kind of people.

[first lines]

Luigi Mario:
[Luigi is full of suspense and nervous] Oh, it's gonna get her Mario, I can't look! [covers eyes and opens eyes] Huh?

Mario Mario:
If I'd known you're gonna get this excited, I'll never bring this real world TV into the Mushroom Kingdom.

[last lines]

Mario Mario, Luigi Mario:
[Mario and Luigi are cheering on their TV set] Go Mighty Plumber! Go! Yeah!

Mario Mario:
[Mighty Plumber puts his thumb up] Hey, aren't we big heroes or what!

[first lines]

King Bowser Koopa:
You Koopa Kids clean up this mess or you don't get to do anything mean for a whole week. [the Koopa Kids gasp]

Luigi:
How can we help America when we can't even help ourselves?

[first lines]

King Bowser Koopa:
Listen up you reptiles, the Koopa family meeting will come to order. So far I've sent you Koopalings to pull sneaky little tricks and medium size meanness.

King Bowser Koopa:
Now that my brilliant plan is complete, it's time for you kids to be zapped to normal size.

Bully Koopa:
But Pop, we're having such fun being Sneaky, Lying, Cheating, Giant Ninja Koopas.

Big Mouth Koopa:
Couldn't we stay like this and go capture a couple more kingdoms?

King Bowser Koopa:
That's a cruel, rotten, disgusting idea. And I love it!

[first lines]

Hip Koopa:
We're all set, Kooky.

Kooky von Koopa:
Then hit it Hip, hop to it Hop.

[last lines]

Mario "Jumpamn" Mario:
I don't think Paris will see them ever again.

Toad:
You're right, that King Koopa may have thought he was super but when you're talking Super Mario Brothers there's just no substitute for the real thing. [Mario pats on Toad's head]

Mario "Jumpamn" Mario:
Yeah, but we couldn't do it without our Toad.

[first line]

Toad:
Next time the princess needs someone to deliver a million gold coins to the Mushroom Orphanage, [pants] I'm on vacation!

[first lines]

Princess Toadstool:
Toad, I thought you was gonna fix me up a bowl of healthy bran?

Toad:
Ran out, but I got some wholesome hay.