The Almighty Johnsons

Anders Johnson:
If one more of them calls me a dwarf I'm going to stand on a chair and smack them!

Ty Johnson:
You don't want to go to war with Hell on my behalf

Olaf Johnson:
There's 4 of us. 5 if you count Anders. So 4 in a fight.

Ty Johnson:
You killed her.

Agnetha:
Well someone had to.

Agnetha:
This is where I need you to man up.

Ty Johnson:
I'm not exactly experienced when it comes to disposing of dead bodies.

Agnetha:
Heyyyy. I've only ever done this one time before. Don't make it out like I'm some sort of serial killer.

Ty Johnson:
Have you seen Eva today?

Colin Gunderson:
Why would I see her today?

Ty Johnson:
She didn't come home.

Colin Gunderson:
So?

Ty Johnson:
I'm worried.

Colin Gunderson:
How sweet. Go away.

Agnetha:
You need to wrap her in the plastic, Ty.

Ty Johnson:
I KNOW THAT!

Agnetha:
It's just that we're on a bit of a timeline here.

Ty Johnson:
Have you no respect?

Agnetha:
Ummm. I killed her, which I think answers that question.

Anders Johnson:
Stop smiling. It's unnerving.

Ty Johnson:
Oh I'm sorry. Is my happiness getting in the way of your depression?

Anders Johnson:
Yes. Yes it is.

Axl Johnson:
But I am a God right?

Mike Johnson:
Yes Axl, you are now a God!

Anders Johnson:
Any chance you could put your pants on and be a pants on God?