The Amazing Panda Adventure

Ryan Tyler:
Relax, I'm an American. My life revolves around electronics. I think I can handle it.

Ryan Tyler:
I've seen naked women before. A, I have cable TV. B, I just happen to be quite a lady's man.

Ling:
You are a Mormon!

Ryan Tyler:
Mormon? I think you mean morON.

Ling:
[Ling finishes telling Ryan the folklore about the black marks on pandas and four sister mountains who look over them]

Ryan Tyler:
It's a bunch of bull.

Ling:
It's not a story about bull, it's a story about panda.

Ryan Tyler:
No, what I mean is, it's not true.

Ling:
My grandfather doesn't lie!

Ryan Tyler:
Well, if the 4 sisters are real, how come the panda bears are going extinct?