The Amazing Race Australia

Donna Cahill:
We're here to win. We got enough friends, we're old you know. Don't need more friends. Always need more money.

Emilia Pelosi:
We're choosing guys based on whether or not they're smiling. Which doesn't really help because they're all smiling.

Lucy Pelosi:
We only picked good looking ones.

Emilia Pelosi:
And that's why they were smiling, cause they were smiling in a "Hey, you know I'm good looking" kind of way.

Sarah Roza:
He's as useless as tits on a bull.

Lucy Pelosi:
We need for you to go very bilis. As bilis as bilisiby possible.

Geoff Stick:
I'd say there's going to be elephants there.

Sam Hay:
Red ones?

Michelle Troy:
I was a grandma Indian driver.

Grace Caristo:
I don't really like to use my brain.

Sarah Roza:
Plan of attack: Use your boozies to stall the other driver.

Sarah Roza:
I'm tellin' ya, thank God for Botox, that's all I can say, because my whole face would be going like this right now. So, it makes me look quite thrilled and happy and...

James Kingsbury:
Surprised.

Grace Caristo:
No more showing off, there's no one to show off to. There's no hot girls around here, alright? Well, there is one, but I'm your sister. Doesn't really work.

Steven Scale:
[to camel] Come on buddy, we just need one more flag. Don't be a douche.

Paul Montgomery:
About time for evil Paul to come out, which is the same as sexy Paul, which is actually the same as normal Paul. [laughs]

Ross Thornton:
Limes are like little lemons.

Tarryn Thornton:
I know what a lime is, daddy. Are you for real?

Mel Greig:
I swear to God if you get us lost one more time, I'm going to throw you off this bridge.

Luke Downes:
I haven't been map reading that well, but I'm not failing shapes at this stage.

Anastasia Drimousis:
I told you to slow down so I can read what freaking streets are coming up. But you would rather drive at 70 k's an hour instead of 40 like a tourist. Slow. The hell. Down. Slow down, so we can look at the street signs and read it, that's all I care about.

Chris Pselletes:
Why are you screaming? What are you getting angry for?

Tom Warriner:
That's a bagel there. The round ones with the hole in the middle.

Matt Nunn:
What's it do?

Tom Warriner:
What do you mean? It's food.

Matt Nunn:
I would've thrown you out the window if you'd said no.

Tom Warriner:
[in Indonesia] Mate, I was wondering if you might help get us somewhere where we can catch a bus to Ho Chi Minh.

Chris Pselletes:
They don't make women like they used to.

Matt Nunn:
We're not in Australia anymore, Toto.

Jeff & Luke's taxi driver:
I am taxi driver in Saigon City! I know everywhere! I know everything! I know what to do!

Mostafa Haroun:
I think fat Arabs are like a novelty in Vietnam.

Mel Greig:
I've got the biggest wedgie ever.

Mohammed El-Leissy:
I'm surprised they didn't call the police. There's a random Arab climbing up the MCG. Should we be concerned?

Matt & Tom's Israeli taxi driver:
You the nice cowboy.

Tyler Atkins:
Oi, eat it.

Nathan Jolliffe:
Shut up Tyler. I'll eat it how I wanna eat it.

Tyler Atkins:
Eat it mate. You're doing it like a girl.

Nathan Jolliffe:
It's alright. I'll eat it how I wanna eat it, brother. Relax.

Tyler Atkins:
Why would you even come on the Race and act like a girl?

Alana Munday:
You alright little princess? You okay?

Mel Greig:
Yup, she's holding on for dear life.

Kelly Miller:
I'm walking like I've just given birth to something large.

Anastasia Drimousis:
Yeah, we both have to realize that any one of is allowed to use our heads even though we both have heads.

Chris Pselletes:
I don't know what the hell that means man!

Alana Munday:
No need to rush, take your time.

Skydiver:
I thought you were in a race!

Mel Greig:
Our thing farted.

Sam Schoers:
We're going to Hong Kong.

Renae Wauhop:
What's that? I've never been there. Where is it?

Sam Schoers:
I don't really know. In Singapore?

Chris Pselletes:
You fat oaf!

Mel Greig:
"You are talented with your hands." Thank you. Boys say the same thing.

Richard Toutounji:
Oh baby, those um... those hair extensions really screwed your head.

Mohammed El-Leissy:
Technically, we're not supposed to be gambling. I'm not the best kind of Muslim.

Matt Nunn:
I'm hoping there's some women around with dangerous curves.

Jeff Downes:
Are you sure we didn't make a wrong turn and we're in Iraq?

Luke Downes:
We just pulled over back there and asked Rambo whether or not he could give us some directions. So he put down his M-16 and let us know we'd just gone past Masada.