The Art of the Steal

Crunch Calhoun:
If you've got no trust, then what do you got?

Francie Tobin:
Interpol? F***ing Interpol? I'm not going to f***ing prison! I'm not cut out for that sh*t. Have you seen these f***ing arms, man? These wet noodles will prevent very few prison rapes.

Nicky Calhoun:
I'm Nicky. Paddy, Francie, Crunch.

Ponch:
Some shitty aliases, you all sound like chocolate bars. Where is Twix?

Interpol Agent Bick:
Let me ask you a question. You ever seen the inside of Sing Sing?

Francie Tobin:
I haven't

Interpol Agent Bick:
Cause I know a lot of guys who would like to f*** you inside there.

Francie Tobin:
You hitting on me?

Polish prison isn't as hilarious as it sounds