The Babymakers

Tommy:
Oh, I don't think I'm more important than Jesus, but unless he can miracle a baby up into my wife's vagina then I gotta take a pass.

Ron Jon:
OK Mr. Nosey.

Ron Jon:
If you must know, back in Mumbai I was the best second story man in the business.

Ron Jon:
The stealing sh*t business, OK?

Ron Jon:
What, you don't think Indian Crime can be organized?

Ron Jon:
Indians are very organized.

Ron Jon:
Shall I show you how non-violent I can be?

Ron Jon:
You think Indians can only drive a cab and fix your computer.

Ron Jon:
Well let me tell you something; I did drive a cab.

Ron Jon:
And I can fix your computer, but I can also cut your throat.

Ron Jon:
Shall I show you Mr. Zig Zog?