The Backwater Gospel

[first lines]

The Tramp:
[singing] The shadow of the undertaker creeps across your floor. Go lock up all your children and paint blood upon your door.

The Minister:
Submit to the Lord!

The Tramp:
Pfft. Why don't you try it?

The Minister:
One bad apple, people. That's all it takes! One bad apple and the whole barrel is spoiled! Do you want to save that barrel? Then throw out that apple. Cast it away!

[last lines]

Bubba:
Father, you have brought this upon us! [roars]

Bubba:
Oh, God no!