The Bad News Bears in Breaking Training

Carmen Ronzonni:
By way of introduction, I'm what you call your basic versatile ball-thrower.

Tanner Boyle:
Jews, Spics, N*ggers and a Wop that throws airballs.

Chip Roberts:
Now they got a big f*ggot to go along with all those little faggots.

Kelly Leak:
The team's in trouble back at the hotel.

Mike Leak:
How can you get in trouble at a hotel?

Kelly Leak:
You don't know the Bears.

Kelly Leak:
Hey how about you guys wanna play that game in Texas? Well if you really wanna play, well all chicken shits go home.

Kelly Leak:
Remember when you asked me if I wouldn't of... stopped by if we didn't need a coach? Well I was wrong, I would've.

Mike Engelberg:
Hey Kelly can we make another stop?

Kelly Leak:
Engelberg can't you just...

Mike Engelberg:
Look it happens I can't control things like this...

Mike Leak:
Listen it's been a long time...

Kelly Leak:
It's been eight years. You know why I know that? You know why I know it's been eight years? Because on the day left you gave me this little blue bicycle, I was five years old, some little punk kid, and you have me the bike thinking that if I accepted the gift, I'd accept a deal, well you were wrong! I didn't except that bicycle, it's eight years old, it's untouched and it's still in my basement...

Mike Leak:
LET THEM PLAY! LET THEM PLAY! LET THEM PLAY!...

Jose Agilar:
Four dollars, for both of us!

Mike Engelberg:
Couldn't you throw it a little harder please? They're hitting every one you throw!

Mike Engelberg:
[entire Bears team singing] Won't your mother be disgusted when she finds her son is busted, footprint on the dashboard upside down, yee haw! Won't she scream in your ear when she finds you with that beer, grinin' and a stumblin all around yee haw!

Mike Engelberg:
[after a huge fight between Carmen and Tanner, Engelberg is on the phone with KFC] Hey, what do you mean biscuits and coleslaw are extra?

Carmen Ronzonni:
Engelberg, you and me gotta communicate, you know? We need signs. So, one finger means fastball, two curveball, three slider, four knuckler, five sinker, six changeup, seven screwball, and eight dipsy-doodle. And if you just want something like an intentional walk, just call out "intentional walk." Nobody gives a sh*t about that kind of thing. [pats Engelberg on the chest with his glove] Have a good game.

Let’s call the colonel! - Mike Engelberg

Hello, how ARE you? - Mr Eastland aka Lester the walking bimbo

We can’t even use it; it’s being sanitized! They’ve got it blocked off with paper! - Ahmad Abdul Rahim

We’re goin to the joint! - Ahmad Abdul Rahim

Los osos de la mala suerte - Miguel Aguilar’s T-shirt (“Bad Luck Bears” in English)

Tanner Boyle:
Dear Looper Ronzoni makes me sick He can't even pitch Nobody thinks will win Your pal Tanner Boyle P.S. I saw a good movie the other night You'll like it

Ahmad Abdul Rahim:
You better back up sucka. I feel good! Chip Roberts: You feel good huh? Ahmad Abdul Rahim: I feel better than ever!

Kelly Leak:
The teams in trouble back at the hotel. Michael Leak: How can they get in trouble at the hotel? Kelly Leak: You don't know the Bears.

Micheal Leak:
Tell me what you want me do. Kelly Leak: I want nothing! Michael Leak: Do you want me to go?

Manning:
Shut up and sit down! You'll never make it to Houston without a coach! You get back here! Come! I'll break every bone in your body! Come back here!

Tanner Boyle:
We're not finished! The game isn't over yet! They said four innings!

Timothy Lupus:
What about the prize? The game in Japan? Michael Engelberg: Who wants to go to Japan anyway? the foods terrible.

Kelly Leak:
Hey! What's going on? Michael Engleberg: That guy kicked me out of the team.

Michael Engleberg:
Who sent ths guy Hitler?*Manning: [hat's your name son?*Michael Engleberg: Elton.*Manning: Elton what?* Michael Engleberg: John.*Manning: Do you have something to say to the Elton?*Michael: No. *Manning: Well Elton I suggest you to pick up your stuff and get out of here.*Michael Engleberg: What for? *Manning: Move it Elton! I said move it! Now! *Michael Engleberg: Jesus god. *Manning: I don't want you back on this field until you can act lile a ballplayer!

Manning:
Ahmad Abdul Rahim?* Ahmad Abdul Rahim: Here. *Manning: Why don't we make that Andy huh? Make things a little easier? *Ahmad Abdul Rahim: Andy? *Manning: Good.

Kelly Leak:
Do you here me? I don't need you! And don't need any of you!

Tanner Boyle:
Hey you guys where are you going? What about for Looper? Where not finished!

Michael Engleberg:
Tanner will you shut that thing off?

Girl 1:
Well. Are you going be in Texas longer? We want to show you around. We love to show you around. Albert Olgivie: Sorry we leave after the game. Thanks anyway. Bye. Both Girls: Bye. Girl 1: Ooh Ooh! I'm in love.

Rudy Stein:
I'm glad you're still in training Engleberg. Michael Engleberg: Keep it up Stein.

Tanner Boyle:
Are you clods gonna sit on your butts all day or are we gonna play some ball?

Michael Engleberg:
75 or 80.

Tanner Boyle:
Dear Looper, Nodody knows that Kelly had a father. I don't think they like each other. Your pal Tanner Boyle.

Mr. Manning:
Look alive gentlemen. Take your seats and let's begin. Gentemen we have a serious game coming up between the double headers in the Houston Astrodome. We'll be in a professional arena we'll be in front of a lot of people. the winner of this game will play a team in Japan. Gentleen I expect to be prepare to win this game.

Tanner Boyle:
Looper if we win the prize will you come with us next time? Looper: Yeah.