The Barber

Paddy:
Shot, choked, there's no difference...

Dexter Miles:
Oh, there is, if you love someone.

Levi Gansby:
[referring to Buffalo's empty bottle of Revelstoke whiskey] Sh*t, you drank all the Revy!

'Buffalo' Sedwick:
[mockingly] 'You drank all the Revy.' So what, hillbilly? There's plenty more back in the truck.

Levi Gansby:
The truck is a good half-mile hike outta here - and I AIN'T no hillbilly.

'Buffalo' Sedwick:
Well... [sniffing] if it smells like sh*t... and looks like sh*t [chuckling] I'd be bettin' it is sh*t.

Levi Gansby:
Shut yer head! Shut yer head! I gonna teach you some respect! [shoves Buffalo to the ground] .

Chief Vance Corgan:
So, did you two lovebirds have a little domestic dispute?

Levi Gansby:
A domes... a domestic what?

Chief Vance Corgan:
A fight? A quarrel?

'Buffalo' Sedwick:
No, we was just drinkin', y'know, bein' off-time and all. And we just gotta little outta sorts, y'know?

Levi Gansby:
We tripped - that's all, we just tripped.

Chief Vance Corgan:
Is that the truth, Buffalo? Did ya trip?

'Buffalo' Sedwick:
Yeah, we tripped when we found the body cause, y'know, it scared us pretty good.

Chief Vance Corgan:
So, you didn't see anything else? Just the body?

'Buffalo' Sedwick:
No, we... we just... we just saw the body. I mean, well, I mean, uh, there mighta been some footprints, but... you probably drove over them comin' out here.

Levi Gansby:
[sarcastically] Driving over footprints ain't exactly protocol. Is it there, Chief?

Chief Vance Corgan:
What's that f***ing stench?

Dr. Kirby Halstrom:
Death.