The Big Bus

Dan:
You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world!

Scotty:
The aerodynamics work! He's breaking wind at 90!

Voice in barfight:
Look out! He's got a broken milk carton!

Kitty Baxter:
Dan's a good man, and he's never eaten a whole person in his entire life.

Dan:
Quick, how many decisions have I made today?

Dan:
Now I know it looked like I fell... but it was all part of my plan.

Old Woman:
Looks like he got kicked in the nuts!

Dan:
Look, Bendix made a stew. I had no idea there was a foot in it.

Dan:
I'd eaten everything else! I ate the seat cushions like they told us to in training!

Parking Lot Doctor:
Please sign this, absolving me of any responsibility for the results of treatment.

Kitty Baxter:
But you're a Doctor!

Parking Lot Doctor:
And I intend to remain one.

Dan:
Raise the flags of all nations!