The Big Snooze

Bugs Bunny:
Let's see. What can I do to this guy next...?

[reads from a book titled One Thousand and One Arabian Nightmares]

Bugs Bunny:
Oh, no! It's too gruesome!... but I'll do it.

Bugs Bunny:
[trying to convince Elmer not to leave] No. No, doc. You can't do this to me. Think of what we've been to each other. Why, we've been like... like Rabbit and Costello, Damon and Runyan...

[tugs at Elmer's pants]

Bugs Bunny:
Stan and Laurel...!

[rips them off accidentally and puts them back on]

Bugs Bunny:
You can't do this, I tell ya. You don't want to break up the act, do ya?

[aside to audience]

Bugs Bunny:
Bette Davis is going to hate me for this.

[back to Elmer]

Bugs Bunny:
Think of your career.

[turns back to audience, shocked]

Bugs Bunny:
And for that matter, think of my career.

[breaks down in tears]

Elmer Fudd:
Zillions and twillions of wabbits! Where are they all coming from?

Bugs Bunny:
[at an adding machine] From me, Doc. I'm multiplying, see? I'm multiplying!

[Bugs has dressed Elmer as a very shapely female to make him attractive to some Hollywood wolves]

Elmer Fudd:
Gwacious!

[to the audience]

Elmer Fudd:
Have any of you giwls evew had an expewience wike this?