The Blockbuster Buster

ERod:
Greetings, fanboys and fangirls. I'm ERod, and I'm the Blockbuster Buster.

[a cloaked figure is about to bust Transformers 4 with a hammer. ERod appears]

ERod:
By the power vested in me by the Legion of Badassitude, I order you to cease and desist all busting activities. So put the hammer down.

Nostalgia Critic:
Oh, you overly dramatic douche-nozzle!

[the figure removes his cloak, revealing himself as the Nostalgia Critic]

ERod:
YOU.

Nostalgia Critic:
ME.

ERod:
You know Transformers was my first review, right?

Nostalgia Critic:
Mine too!

ERod:
[raising his hammer] Then I guess there's only one way this is gonna go down.

Nostalgia Critic:
[drawing his gun] Yup.

ERod:
[slowly approaching] One shall rise.

Nostalgia Critic:
[also approaching] One shall fall.

ERod:
I don't know what your talking about. There wasn't anything else after Terminator 2.

El Lover:
Yes, there was...

ERod:
[Yelling through his teeth] THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE AFTER TERMINATOR 2!

ERod:
Did you guys hear that? Oh, that's right, it's the sound of your MIND BEING BLOWN!

ERod:
W-T-F MO-FO?

ERod:
Wow, she can make herself look like Angelina Jolie! I wonder how they got her permission to use her likeness.

ERod:
[Realizes the character is played by Angelina Jolie] . It is Angelina Jolie!

ERod:
[Becomes confused and disappointed] . You know what? As a heterosexual male, I have to admit that I find the mere concept of a computer animated replica of Angelina Jolie, wearing nothing but gold paint to be quite appealing. But, here's my issue with this...

ERod:
[Yelling through his teeth] . Angelina Jolie exists in REAL LIFE!

ERod:
[Cut to many clips of animated features with Erod's voice over it] . The cool part of animation is you can create what ever you want. If you want to create a girl who's too hot to be real, you can. But if the girl already exists, what is the point of recreating her in the computer!

ERod:
[Last Lines] . JOIN THE LEGION, SUCKAS!