The Book of Daniel

[Yoda has dinner with the Websters]

[to Peter]

Yoda:
You're gay?

[brief pause]

Peter Webster:
Yes.

Victoria Conlin:
[blurting out] Me too.

Mugsy:
Sweet!

Daniel Webster:
You know, I've been meaning to ask you. Have I... been... chosen?

Jesus Christ:
No.

Daniel Webster:
Well, why do you talk to me then?

Jesus Christ:
I talk to everybody.

Daniel Webster:
Well, few mention it.

Jesus Christ:
Few hear me. Some tell me what they want. Most don't listen.