The Boss Baby: Family Business

Tim:
[first line] Time is a funny thing. When I was a kid the days lasted forever, but the years... Well, they went by so fast. Before you know it, you’re all grown up. It even happened to me.

Tim:
Once you grow up, you can never go back.

Tim:
Yeah, I guess sometimes you just... you grow up… and... grow apart.

Tim:
Hey, my old… [straining] What did you do?!

Ted Jr. / Boss Baby:
[as he's being chased by baby ninjas] Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

Ted Jr. / Boss Baby:
The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!

Ted Jr. / Boss Baby:
You want me to be a baby again?

Ted Jr. / Boss Baby:
Never touch another man's pony.

Ted Jr. / Boss Baby:
I have a beautiful voice.

Tabitha:
But, Uncle Ted, I've missed you so much.

Tabitha:
[after she gets a new pony from Ted] OMG. Uncle Ted is the best!

Tabitha:
[to her dad, Tim] Don't you think I'm a little old for that now?

Tina / New Boss Baby:
[first words; to his daddy, Tim] Hi, daddy.

Tina / New Boss Baby:
[to his daddy and uncle] Excuse me. I hate to interrupt, but may I make a suggestion - why don't you both suck it? [tosses two pacifiers into the air and throws them into their mouths]

Tina / New Boss Baby:
BabyCorp has developed a new super-duper baby formula that can turn a grown-up back into a baby. We have in it cherry, grape, orange, and lime.

Tina / New Boss Baby:
[to Armstrong] You know, doc, childhood doesn't last forever… but family sure does!

Carol:
[after hearing Tim's voice-mail that was sent to Ted (secretly) by Tina] Well, that was unsettling.

Grandma Janice:
[staring suspiciously at Tim, a.k.a. Marcos Lightspeed] So, Marcos Lightspeed, is that what you said? Sounds like a cartoon name.

Grandpa Ted Sr.:
Smile! [poses for a picture with his granddaughter]

Dr. Armstrong:
Why do parents get to be in charge, anyway? They had their chance, and what do we get? Pollution, politics, wars.

Dr. Armstrong:
We may be small, but we're about to teach grown-ups a big lesson.

Dr. Armstrong:
I even had parents. Mine were child psychologists who made me part of an experiment. They expose me to 10,000 hours of Mozart, language lessons, and public radio. [Ted, Jr.: I hate public radio.] It was at that point, I realized I was smarter than my parents, and with my first step, I ran away from home. Why? They pushed me around. I got told what to do all the time, but a single word change my life - "No".

Tim:
You know, I'm-I'm sorry we don't see each other anymore.

Ted Jr:
A very wise person once told me just because you grow up doesn't mean you have to grow apart.

Tim:
Was it Tina?

Ted Jr:
Oh yeah.

Tim:
[laughs] Oh, it is crazy how smart she is.

Ted Jr:
It's like she looks right into her soul.

Tim:
I'm sorry that I missed your graduations.

Ted Jr:
I'm sorry I missed your one wedding.

Both:
I'm sorry I wasn't there for you.

Carol:
You know what they say: it's all about the dough.

Carol:
Tina! What is your problem!

Grandma Janice:
[to Tabitha] Sweetheart, I cried, then I went blank.

Grandpa Ted Sr.:
Aha! The key still works!

Grandpa Ted Sr.:
Except Tim didn't wear glasses.

Wizzie:
[in Tim's nightmare] Oh, he broke my arm!

Wizzie:
You shall not pass!

Wizzie:
Time's up!

Wizzie:
[sees a phone] Oh, sweet! Ho who findeth keepeth. [clears throat]

Nathan Pickles:
You'll be singing a different tune at rehearsal. The wrong tune.

Georgo:
I like glue. Glue's good.

Creepy Girl:
[repeated line] I like ponies.