The Bribe

Rigby:
Look, why don't you stop acting like you're alone in the jungle?

Elizabeth:
I'm not?

Rigby:
OK, so you are, but you'd be surprised how nice the birds and the beasts can be if you'll only give them a chance.

Elizabeth:
Tell me, Rigby, do you fly, walk on all fours...or crawl?

Rigby:
I never knew a crooked road could look so straight.

J.J. Bealer:
Well, ya ain't said yes... but ya ain't said no.

Rigby:
When I'm kissing someone goodbye, I like to know in advance. I do better.

Elizabeth:
Your head!

Rigby:
Yeah, it got caught in a broken promise.