The Cape

Max Malini:
A fortune cookie once told me our fate is fixed. It's our destiny that must be seized.

Vince Faraday:
That's pretty good. I usually get the lotto numbers.

Peter Fleming:
You look outstanding.

Tracey Jerrod:
I bet you say that to all your assassins.

Rollo:
You must be Vince's main squeeze

Orwell:
I don't squeeze

[first lines]

Dana Faraday:
Hey, what are you doing in here?

Vince Faraday:
He had a bad dream.

Chief Tom Ross:
Hope that Chess moron had a front row seat.

Chess:
Backstage pass.

Vince Faraday:
All right, little man, let's see how tough you are when I'm not tied to a chair.

Rollo:
Bring it, b*tch boy!

Rollo:
So you're Scales, huh?

Scales:
Yeah. And the Yellow Brick Road is that way.

Rollo:
Not impressed. Let's party.

[strikes Scales in the leg with large wrench]

Scales:
Ahh!

[strikes him in his face knocking him out]

Rollo:
Say hello to Dorothy, b*tch.

Vince Faraday:
I need backup.

Max Malini:
Backup? Oh, so you're Gladys Knight, and we're the Pips?

Ruvi:
[at Rollo] He's a pip.

Rollo:
Do you want me to physically hurt you?

Ruvi:
Why do you go to this place of violence so quickly? Cannot there be a little bit of friendly teasing?

[Rollo hits him]

Vince Faraday:
Rollo! An ounce of restraint.

Rollo:
I was just teasing.

The Cape:
I like the utility belt, man.

Patrick Portman:
Oh. Velcro.

The Cape:
Nice. It's upside down.

Patrick Portman:
I know. Can we just keep this between us? This is a little embarrassing.

The Cape:
Yeah, sure. I, uh - I just never had a fan before.

Ruvi:
[to Portman] You watch it, Beatlemania, or I'll flash you too.

Rollo:
Hey, Toto, how's that knee?

Scales:
You again. I'm gonna play billiards with your head!

Rollo:
Bring it on, gator butt!

Rollo:
[kicks Scale into a cage] The next time we meet, I'm gonna make me a pair of boots out of you.

Max Malini:
Hey, what are you waiting for? Brandy and a cigar? Come on, let's go!

Scales:
Nobody puts me in a cage!

Max Malini:
You know, I believe him. Let's get the hell out of here.

Scales:
You interrupted lasagna night. And I like lasagna.

Patrick Portman:
I am Secretary of Prisons and I am- I am off the reservation. So drop your gun before I blow your gizzards off.

Scales:
I'm almost too amazed to shoot him... almost.

The Cape:
I'm The Cape.

Patrick Portman:
The Cape? You're not wearing a cape.

The Cape:
I'm aware of that.

Patrick Portman:
No offense.

The Cape:
None taken.

Store Owner:
You're a superhero. What do they call you?

The Cape:
The Cape.

Store Owner:
The Cape? Well, you'll work on it.

Travis Hall:
[to The Cape] Any chance I can get you to change into a coat and tie or... No. Didn't think so.