The Case of the Curious Bride

Perry Mason:
She's more of a legitimate fake than I thought she was.

Coroner Wilbur Strong:
His end of telephone conversation in a restaurant: "Yes, this is the coroner... I will? Over my dead bodies... Well, I can't help you looked all afternoon, I'm at an important meeting of the International Committee for the Elimination of Starvation... All right, but I want you gentlemen to remember one statement, made in my official capacity: 'I'll be seein' ya.'"

[last lines]

Della Street:
[to Perry] You're so wonderful. If only you couldn't cook.

Coroner Wilbur Strong:
[to a morgue assistant] Get a can opener, son. We'll see whether this Moxley died of pneumonia or wild hair.

Coroner Wilbur Strong:
[to assistants as he is entering the morgue with Mason and Spudsy] Get three slabs ready - I'm bringing friends!

Perry Mason:
[Advising a client] Say nothing and plenty of it.

District Attorney Stacey:
[Referring to the whereabouts of Detecive Lucas, who's obviously avoiding Perry] Probably find him at the club. Out yesterday I shot a...

Perry Mason:
[Frustrated] You boys ain't playin' golf. You're playing hide-and-seek. It's a kid's game at best, Mr. D.A.

Perry Mason:
[a frustrated Mason uses his cane to hit one of the golf balls on Stacey's floor and it hits a nearby lamp] Bad shot, Mr. Mason.

Perry Mason:
[On his way out the door] Hah-hah!

Toots Howard:
How do you figure it, toots?

Coroner Wilbur Strong:
It looks to me like Perry was born with a lot of horseshoes.

Toots Howard:
Yes, he always puts one in his glove when he swings a fast one at the D.A. [laughter]

Fremont Hotel Telephone Operator:
[Sarcastically to Spudsy, who has just asked her to have lunch with him] Well, I generally don't accept invitations from gentlemen, but I think you're pretty safe.