The Case of the Stuttering Pig

Lawyer Goodwill:
You see, if anything happened to you, I would get all this property. However, nothing will happen. [Exits, then peeks back again] I hope.

Lawyer Goodwill:
[after drinking the Jekyll and Hyde juice] You wouldn't think I was lawyer Goodwill now, would you? I'm going to get rid of those pigs, and you can't help them, either! You bunch of softies! Yeah, you in the third row, you big softie!

Lawyer Goodwill:
I'll do away with all of you!

[Suddenly a chair flies in from the audience, hits Goodwill and knocks him into the stocks]

Pigs:
[amazed by the incident] Who did that?

Guy in the third row:
[shouting angrily] Me!

Lawyer Goodwill:
[shocked] Who are you?

Guy in the third row:
I'm the guy in the thoid row, you big sourpuss!

Porky Pig:
[Trying to escape the evil Goodwill, he unknowingly winds up in Goodwill's arms] G-Gee, Petunia. I j-j-just saw the most te-te-awful-l-l-looking man, all b-b-big and b-black, with big teeth, and a long, b-b-big black nose, and... Whoa!