The Chronicles of Holly-Weird

Jazz:
You are so gonna get fired.

Holly:
I'm not gonna get fired, I'm a loose canon and they know it.

Jazz:
You got the loose part right.

Holly:
Come on, they loved it, didn't you see the regurgitation all over YouTube this morning?

Jazz:
Soooo fired.

Holly:
Well, I'll senda ya a postcard from the unemployment line.

Daniel:
Do you want me to fire you?

Holly:
Not today... it's Friday, it would ruin my weekend.

Daniel:
Holly, when you're good you're the best but when you're bad you're a walking lawsuit.

Holly:
Hey I'm great for ratings... okay, okay... you win, happy?

Daniel:
No, not happy.

Holly:
Alright, how about I cross my heart and hope to die, and really I AM hoping.

Holly:
Okay, you've gotta go... I don't do sleepovers.

Austin:
It's not a sleepover. We just had a deep connection.

Holly:
Yeah, for about two minutes.

Austin:
It was longer than two minutes.

Holly:
Don't kid yourself minutes man, but hey it WAs entertaining. Ummm, I've gotta pee so could you um lock the door on the way out? I'll call you.

Austin:
But...

Jazz:
Crack whore.

Holly:
B*tch.