The Cisco Kid

[last lines of each episode]

The Cisco Kid:
Oh, Pancho!

Pancho:
Oh, Cisco!

Pancho:
Let's went.

Pancho:
Cisco, I'm all mixed up in my head.

Bonanza Sheriff:
[speaking to Cisco] Are you trying to make a fool of me?

Pancho:
Don't blame us for what nature did.

The Cisco Kid:
How will you sleep tonight if you're going to take a siesta all day?

Pancho:
I'll worry about that tonight.

Pancho:
[after Cisco's horse wakes Pancho] Diablo, you just wait until you take a siesta. I'm gonna' woke you up.

Pancho:
I never shoot a man in the back if I can see him faces to faces.

The Cisco Kid:
You're a very stubborn man, Sheriff.

Pancho:
That's what makes sheriffs, sheriffs. I think.

The Cisco Kid:
What are you worrying about?

Pancho:
I'm worried that if my worries are over, I won't have anything to worry about.

Pancho:
Let's get our horses and went.

The Cisco Kid:
You just have to learn it the hard way, that every man is your brother.

Pancho:
I know somebody who not my brother.

The Cisco Kid:
Who?

Pancho:
My sister.

Pancho:
I understand what you say, but I don't know what you mean, Cisco.

[first lines]

Deputy Johnny Boyle:
Sheriff! Sheriff! Hey, Sheriff! Hey, they just caught sight of that gorilla!

Mike, the Sheriff:
Where abouts?

Deputy Johnny Boyle:
Up at Sheldon's ranch, about an hour ago.

Mike, the Sheriff:
Alright, let's go!

Pancho:
[to his horse after it had been stolen] Loco, finding you is like finding a lost long brother-in-law.

Pancho:
I will keep my eye on him like a peeping Tomcat.

Pancho:
You think you are going some places? You're not going no places.

Pancho:
This fellow here will steal the pants right off your back.

The Cisco Kid:
[to his horse after it had been stolen] Loco, finding you is like finding a lost long brother-in-law.

The Cisco Kid:
I will keep my eye on him like a peeping Tomcat.

The Cisco Kid:
You think you are going some places? You're not going no places.

The Cisco Kid:
This fellow here will steal the pants right off your back.

Pancho:
Oh! That's a different horse of another color.

The Cisco Kid:
How can you get so mixed up?

Pancho:
Well, it takes lots of practice.

Pancho:
How can you get into so much trouble without Pancho?

The Cisco Kid:
I'm doing pretty well by myself.

Sheriff:
You're sure you left Mrs. Collins here?

Pancho:
Sure, we're sure we're sure.

Pancho:
Cisco, I can't believe what my eyes don't see. How can a bed get up and walk?

[first lines]

Sheriff:
[on horseback with a posse] This is as far as we go, boys. We're not going down in that hole. Too many folks have disappeared down there. I've got a hunch the Cisco Kid and Pancho aren't coming out alive, either.

Pancho:
What is this, Cisco? Is good men who think we are bad or bad men who think we are good?

The Cisco Kid:
We'll soon find out, Pancho.

Pancho:
[after getting the drop on a henchman] Hey, you over there! Take that gun out of your holster - unless you want a little hole in you someplace. Drop it on the ground!

Pancho:
We've had so much trouble today, so who cares if we have a little bit more. Let's went.

Pancho:
[after Cisco explains that a Scotsman's kilt is his native costume like he and Pancho wear sombreros] We wear sombreros to keep the sun out of our eyes and he wears a skirt to, well...?

Pancho:
[upon hearing a bagpipe for the first time] That kind of music sound like you stepping on a cat's tail.

Pancho:
[after trying to play the bagpipe himself] It's just like catching a little pig and squeezing the squeals out of him.

Pancho:
I'm surprised sometimes how I surprise myself.

Pancho:
That's the best plan I never think of.

The Cisco Kid:
How can you get in so much trouble and so quickly?

Pancho:
This man say you are a crook.

Constable Slate:
[after Pancho accidentally hits him with his bolas] Put that thing away.

Pancho:
I beg your partner.

Pancho:
[trying to select which photograph of Pancho to submit to marriage-by-mail] How do you like that one?

The Cisco Kid:
I don't like it.

Pancho:
Why not?

The Cisco Kid:
It looks too much like you.

Professor:
[Pancho has entered a win-a-wife drawing] We're having a special drawing here an hour from now. Here's your number. Ya better come around.

Pancho:
Don't worry, I will be there.

Professor:
By the way, which do you prefer - blondes or brunettes?

Pancho:
I like blondes.

Professor:
Naturally.

Pancho:
Don't make any difference naturally. I like blondes. I don't care how they get that way.

The Cisco Kid:
Professor Bradley was some kind of a poet. This is a jingle.

Pancho:
A jingle? No. A jingle is a place where the lions and the tiger live.

Sheriff:
No. That's a jungle.

Pancho:
No. Now, you see you don't know nothing. A jungle is a jungler who jungles the ball like that.

The Cisco Kid:
[watching Pancho mimic a juggler] Hey, Pancho.

Pancho:
What?

The Cisco Kid:
That's juggling!

Pancho:
Juggling? Jiggling? Gig? That's when little girls laugh - hee, hee, hee! That's a giggling.

The Cisco Kid:
Pancho, that's a giggle.

Pancho:
Oh, a giggle? That's a rhyme, Cisco.

The Cisco Kid:
[simultaneously with the Sheriff] That's a jingle, amigo.

Pancho:
That's what I told you in the first place! Don't you? Hmm?

[last lines]

Pancho:
[laughing with Cisco] Se?or X put a nice brand on them for the sheriff, huh?. X marks the spot!

The Cisco Kid:
Oh, Pancho!

Pancho:
Oh, Cisco!

Dorsey Knudsen:
Now, see here...

Pancho:
Se?or, don't talk so much here. Wait and use all those words in the courthouse with the judge.

Dorsey Knudsen:
Alright, let's go. I won't have any trouble proving my innocence. And for your information, I won't need a jury or a tricky lawyer.

Pancho:
[acting as bailiff] Are you gonna swore that everything you say in this courthouse is the truth, the whole truth and everything but the truth?

Jeff Adams:
I'd introduce these men, Ruth, but I don't know who they are, except they've become mighty good friends of mine all of a sudden.

The Cisco Kid:
[shaking hands] I am The Cisco Kid, and this is my very good friend, Pancho: handsome, brave, and very modest.

Pancho:
You are pleased to meet me.

Pancho:
[examining body] Nothing you can do with him, Cisco. He's too dead.

The Cisco Kid:
Pancho, we don't have actual proof against him. We've got to make him expose himself.

Pancho:
I will do what you told me, but it's much more easy to expose him to a bullet.

The Cisco Kid:
Drop those guns. You'll not need them in prison.

Pancho:
[lecturing Terry after Cisco has given him a well-deserved beating] Remember, mister, when you lose your temper, it's the hardest thing to find.

Pancho:
Drop that knife! Or Pancho will put your wishbone where you backbone oughta be.

The Cisco Kid:
See, I told you the bear is tame.

Pancho:
You know that and I know that, but does the bear know that?

Pancho:
Bosses in skirts. Maybe our troubles are just beginning.

Curt Reynolds:
Is he dead?

The Cisco Kid:
He's as dead as he'll ever be.

Sheriff:
I'm gonna see to it that the both of you hang!

Pancho:
Hey, Sheriff, don't say that. Without my neck, I can't swallow frijoles.

Pancho:
A little trouble here. A little trouble there. You put them altogether and it spells Cisco.

Pancho:
Talk, Mister or Cisco get mad. And when Cisco get mad, Pancho start breaking heads.

Pancho:
You sound like a sheriff.

Sheriff:
I am the Sheriff.

Pancho:
[looks at the star on the man's chest] Yeah, I see your baggage.

Pancho:
Let's go before I change his mind.

The Cisco Kid:
There is something Pancho and I can do.

Pancho:
Yes, there is something we can do. We could - we - what is it?

The Cisco Kid:
Investigate, Pancho.

Pancho:
I don't have a mind to invest in a gate. What good would that do, anyhow?

[last lines]

Pancho:
Cisco, you know - I can read in two languages at the same time with my eyes closed and standing on one foot.

The Cisco Kid:
[laughing] Oh, Pancho!

Pancho:
[laughing] Oh, Cisco!

Pancho:
We ride out like Lock-in-the-jars.

The Cisco Kid:
Oh, Pancho. You mean like Lochinvar.

Pancho:
We like out like Lock-in-the-jars.

The Cisco Kid:
Oh, Pancho. You mean like Lochinvar.

[first lines]

Jerry:
[approaching two men standing outside the bank] I beg your pardon. Could you tell me the time?

Joe:
Sure.

Jerry:
[lowering her voice] Keep your eyes open, Joe. The town marshal just road in.

Joe:
Ten-thirty, Ma'am.

Jerry:
Thank you!

Pancho:
A vaquero walking! That's a disgrace.

The Cisco Kid:
Alright, Pancho, hit the deck.

Pancho:
What I want to hit the deck for? It didn't hit me, Cisco.

Pancho:
Cisco, I don't mind doing what I'm doing, but I don't know what I'm doing.

The Cisco Kid:
And you're just the one who can do it.

Pancho:
I don't mind doing what I'm doing, but I don't know what I'm doing.

[first lines]

Pancho:
[observing a horse-drawn fire engine galloping down a dusty prairie road] Hey, Cisco! Do you see what I see? A fire engine out here in the middle of nothing-at-all.

Pancho:
[after opening a doctor's closet and finding a skeleton] Cisco, look, it's somebody with nobody on the outside.

Pancho:
Never count your chickens before they cross the bridge.

Pancho:
Now, like always, my pockets is all empty again.

Pancho:
[after finding an egg from his pet raven in his pocket] Se?or Cortez, he is a mother.

Pancho:
[amazed by Tim's gymnastic ability] Holy smokin'! Cisco, he's got springs in his pants!

[last lines]

Pancho:
Hey, Cisco, will you do me a big flavor, Cisco, please?

The Cisco Kid:
A flavor? You mean a promise, Pancho?

Pancho:
Yes, Cisco. Don't tell Loco I've been riding this two-wheel horse because he's awful jealous of me, if I ride anything but him.

The Cisco Kid:
Oh, Pancho!

Pancho:
Oh, Cisco!

Morgan:
[attempting to sell an insurance policy] Do you realize, my friend, that there's more accidents happened in the home than any other place?

Pancho:
Yeah - but I don't got a home.

Morgan:
Well, where do you reside?

Pancho:
I sleep outside.

Pancho:
Hey, Cisco, this wedding gonna wind up to be a funeral for Pancho, I think.

Pancho:
[after Morton's henchmen get the drop on him] Hey! Don't do something I'll be sorry for.

An occasional addition to the "Oh, Cisco/ Oh, Pancho"

routine at the end of each episode, Pancho would add,

" Hey Cisco, let's went ! " ( Let's get out of here. )

“Hey Cisco, wait for me!”