The Clown at Midnight

Monica:
I felt like a bimbo in cheap horror film.

Ashley:
What are you thinking?

Taylor Marshall:
Huh?

Ashley:
I asked you what you were thinking.

Taylor Marshall:
Nothing.

Ashley:
You can't be thinking about nothing. Even a retard has something on his mind.

Marty Timmerman:
It appears you are no match for the gay blade!

Kate Williams:
Break a leg!

Monica:
I felt like a bimbo in a slasher movie screaming like that.

Mr. Caruthers:
Tonight, the stage is mine. I have everything an actor could wish for. A captive audience, a beautiful leading lady, and no critics!