The Commish

[Cyd and Tony are in a tattoo parlor]

Tony:
A starburst would look perfect on you.

Cyd:
Thanks, but I think one is enough.

[Long pause]

Cyd:
It's on my shoulder, okay?

Tony:
Did I ask?

Cyd:
In a manner of speaking.

Ricky Caruso:
I got women lining up to me like a bakery. I'll admit it, I have no shame.

Lisa McKellar:
Tami said she was gonna kill herself.

Commissioner Anthony 'Tony' J. Scali:
A little M-B-W-A. Managing By Walking Around. [Scali explaining his "management style"]

Commissioner Anthony 'Tony' J. Scali:
The best way to handle a tough decision is to avoid it in the first place.

[trying to talk a mother out of shooting her daughter's molester]

Tony Scali:
You've got to decide, right now, if you love her more than you hate him.

Officer Stan Kelly:
[reading his "Policeman's Wedding Vows] You have the right to never remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used to deepen our relationship. I hope we never, never need an attorney. If you feel one is necessary my heart will be broken. Do you understand these rights as I have read them to you?