The Conspiracy of Fear

Jimmy:
They seem harmless enough when they're just by themselves. But that's the problem, isn't it?

Chris King:
Huh?

Jimmy:
Ants are never alone. You know if you see one, there are hundreds more just waiting for you around the corner, marching one by one by one. I mean, I'm not an expert on ants or any thing, I just can't be sure.

Chris King:
What?

Waitress:
Your boyfriend left you with the bill.

Jimmy:
He's not my boyfriend.

Waitress:
Okay, your father then.

Jimmy:
You think I'd stiff you after such great service, Lola? There ya go. Why don't you go buy yourself a personality.

Jimmy:
[waking up] What happened to my clothes?

Chris King:
They're over here.

Jimmy:
What are they doing over there?

Chris King:
Well, you puked on them, so I washed them.

Jimmy:
You took my clothes off?

Chris King:
Well, I was gonna wash them with you in them, but then I figured what the hell, I'll try it the hard way.

Chris King:
I'm in kind of a hurry.

Post Office Clerk:
Everybody's in a hurry. I always said, if you wanna see people in a hurry, work in the Post Office.

[last lines]

Chris King:
Have you ever actually seen me jog when I'm not being chased by a bad man? A really, really bad man? Have you ever seen that? You know, when I was a kid my father used to bring me down here, and we'd shoot the seagulls and fry them up and eat them later. And that was when this was just a little park with a fawn, and they got bigger. But that was when the Eskimos owned it. But then it got too cold, so then they moved down south, the Floridian Eskimos.

Jimmy:
Do you ever stop talking?

Chris King:
No, I don't. I'll just talk and talk.

Jimmy:
Are you buying?

Chris King:
I'm buying. And I'm talking...