The Covenant

Reid Garwin:
Harry Potter can kiss my ass.

Chase Collins:
I'm going to make you my Wee-yotch!

Chase Collins:
Come to save little Ms. Muffet, have we? Well, you're too late. A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Ms. Muffet away!

Aaron Abbot:
What the hell are you staring at, f*ggot?

Chase Collins:
That thing between your legs. It's like a penis, but smaller.

Caleb Danvers:
[Tyler jumps off cliff, and Caleb yells] TYLER!

Pogue Parry:
Come on Caleb. It's not like it's going to kill us. Yet.

Chase Collins:
[At the end, during the battle] You ready to say "uncle"?

Caleb Danvers:
I'm ready for you to go to hell.

[last lines]

Sarah Wenham:
[regarding Chase] Where is he?

Caleb Danvers:
I don't know...

Caleb Danvers:
[being chased by the police] Ugh, y' gotta pull over.

Reid Garwin:
Oh, you wanna stop? That'll impress Harvard.

Caleb Danvers:
oh what the hell., lose 'em. cut across marblehead. let's have some fun while we're at it.

Evelyn Danvers:
For once in your life can you think of anyone besides yourself.

James Danvers:
I will you my powers.

[Caleb then receives his powers and William dies]

Reid Garwin:
[when teacher says Stephen King] Yeah! Dreamcatcher was the sh*t.

Reid Garwin:
[seeing a girl in a short skirt, slapping a twenty on the table] Blue. Cotton.

Tyler Sims:
[slapping down a twenty] Pink lace.

Pogue Parry:
[slapping down a twenty] Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was twelve.

Pogue Parry:
[a gust of wind blows the girl's skirt up, revealing no panties. Pogue walks off with the money, smirking, and hands it to the bartender] Keep the change, man.

Reid Garwin:
[snaps towel against Tyler's backside] SAY MY NAME!

Aaron Abbot:
I think you owe Kyra an apology.

Caleb Danvers:
Actually, I think it's Kyra who owes Sarah the apology. [nods from Kyra to Sarah]

Sarah Wenham:
[Sarah smirks]

Chase Collins:
[after cutting in, speaking to Aaron] Sorry, but you *were* being kind of bitchy.

Caleb Danvers:
[Caleb gets a phone call from Sarah about Kate being in the hospital, Caleb looks at Pogue]

Pogue Parry:
What is it?

Caleb Danvers:
It's Kate, Chase put a spell on her... creation... spiders.

Pogue Parry:
[Stands up] What!

Caleb Danvers:
[Stands up] Relax don't do anything stupid.

Pogue Parry:
[Runs upstairs] Were talking about Kate!

Chase Collins:
Say it! "I"

Caleb Danvers:
I

Chase Collins:
"will"

Caleb Danvers:
will

Chase Collins:
"you-"

Caleb Danvers:
you... nothing.

[first lines]

Reid Garwin:
What's up fellas?

Tyler Sims:
Where were you? I stopped by to give you a lift.

Reid Garwin:
Had things to do. How's the party?

Pogue Parry:
Don't know. Just got here.

Reid Garwin:
Well hell boys,

[eyes go black]

Reid Garwin:
let's drop in.

[jumps off cliff]

Tyler Sims:
Sh*t, yeah!

[jumps off cliff as well]

Chase Collins:
A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Miss Muffet away!

Chase Collins:
That guy's puking really came at an opportune moment.

Reid Garwin:
Didn't it though?

Caleb Danvers:
My power's greater than yours.

Reid Garwin:
Not until you ascend.

Caleb Danvers:
Alright, go for it tough guy.

Kate Tunney:
They're here.

Sarah Wenham:
Who?

Kate Tunney:
The sons of Ipswich.

Chase Collins:
Oooooh, Witchy! Oops. Did I just say 'witch'?

Tyler Sims:
It's not right, using it on each other Caleb.

Caleb Danvers:
Ugh, tell it to Reid.

Pogue Parry:
[talking about Chase Collins] Look, I don't even like the guy... are you sure you're not imagining this?

Caleb Danvers:
I'm telling you; his eyes were as black as the night in the pool today.

Chase Collins:
Ok, I'll admit, I'm a little impressed, not bad!

Caleb Danvers:
Thanks!

[he pushes Chase with his powers]

Chase Collins:
[laughs] Ooh! Woo! Trying to impress your date, huh?

Caleb Danvers:
[talking to Reid] WHAT will it take for you to get it? It's addictive you moron!

Tyler Sims:
So, what did the Provost want?

Caleb Danvers:
Someone told him about the fight a Nikki's.

Reid Garwin:
Feel like elaborating on that?

Pogue Parry:
Oh, you got a piece of glass on your face.

Caleb Danvers:
[pulls up in front of the house] Our family's first colony house.

Sarah Wenham:
Wait, someone lives here?

Caleb Danvers:
Just our caretaker, Gorman.

[a shot rings out, ducks from bullet]

Caleb Danvers:
Gorman! It's me! It's ok! He doesn't see that well anymore.

Sarah Wenham:
You think?

Gorman Twoberry:
Who's with you?

Caleb Danvers:
Just a friend! Be right back

Tyler Sims:
He made the shot d*ckhead. You bet him he couldn't, and he did.

Reid Garwin:
Move over.

Tyler Sims:
But it's my car.

Caleb Danvers:
Move over baby boy, now!

Sarah Wenham:
So, why do you call them 'The Sons of Ipswich'? What are they, like a boy band?

Kate Tunney:
I like you, you're funny. Not like all the other stuck-up b*tches.

Chase Collins:
Did you see my problem here? I like to use... a lot. Only... no one ever told me about the... effects, the damage, the addiction.

Kira Snider:
[snidely to Sarah] So, tell me. How does one go about getting into Spencer from a public?

Sarah Wenham:
See? Chivalry isn't dead after all.

Kate Tunney:
[smiling to Chase] No, it just transferred in.

Evelyn Danvers:
[off screen] You're home early.

Caleb Danvers:
It's after midnight. Mother. What are you still going up?

Evelyn Danvers:
Thinking about my baby turning 18 this week... [about his father] You look so much like him in this light... you know, he was a year younger than you when we met.

Evelyn Danvers:
[about his father] I'm so afraid I'll lose you like I did him.

Caleb Danvers:
How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not him.

Evelyn Danvers:
That's the same thing he said about his faher... You know these-these powers that you and your friends developed when you turned 13, are nothing compared with what you'll get when you ascend. They are a thousand times stronger.

Sarah Wenham:
So, why do you call them 'The Sons of Ipswich'? What are they, like a boy band?

Kate Tunney:
I like you. You're funny. Not like all the other stuck-up b*tches. No. They're supposedly descendants of the five families that settled the Ispwich colony in the 1600's.

Sarah Wenham:
Old money.

Kate Tunney:
[turning from her mirror] You know both Caleb and Reid were checking you out tonight. But if were me, I'd go for Caleb.

Sarah Wenham:
Why?

Kate Tunney:
He's just one of those majorly good guys, you know.

Sarah Wenham:
Well, how do you mean?

Kate Tunney:
Well, like he could stay here in the dorms and party with the rest of us. But her stays at home to care of his mom.

Sarah Wenham:
What's wrong with her?

Kate Tunney:
After Caleb's dad died, she became a bit of an alcholic.

Sarah Wenham:
Is he seeing anyone?

Kate Tunney:
[happy] So, we are interersted.

Sarah Wenham:
So, who's the fifth?

Kate Tunney:
What fifth?

Sarah Wenham:
Well, you said five families.

Kate Tunney:
They say the fifth was killed off during the Salem Witch-hunt.