The Creature Wasn't Nice

Annie McHugh:
Dr. Stark, I sense something is troubling you.

Dr. Stark:
Troubling is not the exact word I would use. Amazed, incredulous, mind-boggled... any of those words would be appropriate.

Captain Jamieson:
Max, what course are we on?

Max the Computer:
It's a far out course, Captain, deep into the cosmos and heading into infinity. Hey, I like that!

Captain Jamieson:
Why on Earth did they ever make these abusive and emotionally unstable computers?

Annie McHugh:
Remember, a major part of our training was to remain asexual.

Rodzinski:
I am asexual: a sexual fiend!

Annie McHugh:
If I were attacked by a pack of wild subterranean bush pigs and you possessed the only bush pig blaster in the universe, I would not want your company!

Annie McHugh:
Let's just hope that Dr. Stark is in a better world.

Rodzinski:
He's in that thing's stomach is where he is!

Max:
Goooood morning! It's a bright new day aboard the good ship Vertigo! The time is 8:30 in the a.m. The weather outside is a brisk 200 degrees below zero.

The Creature:
[singing] I want to eat your face. It could just be so yummy. I'd like to have your face, in my tummy.

The Creature:
[singing] I want to eat your smile. / Your smile is so beguiling. / If I could eat your smile, / I'd be smiling.

The Creature:
[singing] I want to eat your knees! / Oh they would really please me. / So let me eat those knees, /Don't you tease me!

Captain Jamieson:
Max, can you pinpoint this thing precisely for us?

Max:
Not a chance.

Captain Jamieson:
Max, don't be a stiff! Now, are there foreign bodies on this spacecraft?

Max:
Well, let me see... [the Creature appears on a monitor] There he is! Ugly, isn't he?

Annie McHugh:
Max, I need you to do me a favor.

Max:
Max has the facts!

Annie McHugh:
Come on, Max, this is no time for you to be a little snot. We're going to need your help.

Max:
You want the facts? Just ask Max!

Dr. Stark:
It doesn't want to be called a creature. It's a living organism.

Rodzinski:
Mayday, Mayday, Mayday! The creature's on top of Jameson and Jameson's on top of me, the inconsiderate sh*t!

John:
[during a cooking show put on to entertain the rest of the crew] Welcome to "Cooking with John"... I'm John

Rodzinski:
No sh*t Sherlock!

Max the Computer:
Good Morning Dr. Stark. Check out the observation window for a heavy revelation. This looks like a red letter day for you, Doc. It's an unknown and undiscovered planet and it looks like you discovered it, Doc.

Dr. Stark:
An unknown and undiscovered planet and I discovered it.

Dr. Stark:
I have work to do.

Annie McHugh:
Oh doctor, aren't you going to see the movie with us, you know it really might relax you.

Dr. Stark:
I'm perfectly relaxed. Science relaxes me.

John:
Would you care for some pie, before you...?

Dr. Stark:
Science is my pie. Curiosity is my sweet tooth. Knowledge is my candy. Bye.

Dr. Stark:
Lyrics? What do I care about lyrics! This is an alien organism! You were expecting Rodgers and Hart?