The Custom Mary

Mary:
Pastor Paul, what will people say? Won't people judge me if Jesus is a... a bastard?

Pat:
Cloning is a simple process. We made Dolly the Sheep ages ago. And if we can make a lamb, then we can make the Lamb of God no problem.

Paul Jr:
Do you feel it? Moving inside you? I said do you FEEL it MOVING inside you. No books or television show or school or friends or family can help you interpret what's happening. Don't look outside the word to understand the word. Scripture interprets scripture. The world is the word. The difference between "word" and "world" is not facts or feelings... but one letter: L. The word has no L. And Noel means Christmas. And Christmas is the day the word is born into the world.

Law of the Lowriders:
Crude oil made from nature is concentrated death. But placed in the right context, even the blackest of sources yield sweet light.

Pat:
Just lie very still and breathe in this ether.

Paul Jr:
Is it not plausible for someone born in the Middle East to be born... with olive hues?

Diceplayer Mechanic:
It's like that! Like that! Don't think or you'll miss the faker.

Joe:
This car is the exact same as any other car from the assembly line. But the lowrider takes a factory model, paints it, lowers it, and individualizes it with our own touches.

Mary:
I bet you say that to all the girls you give rides to.

Joe:
No, no it's not even like that. This is Los Angeles getting real.

Mary:
In here I feel like I do when we sing in church. Oaaahhhh!

Joe:
Girl, you something else.

Ms. Rime:
We at the department of agua and power want dar las gracias to all of you who shared their pesos? This was supposed to be translated in Spanish. You did it in Spanglish. Mi casa is your house?

Paul Jr:
Thank God for the Internet.