The Day the Bookies Wept

Ina Firpo:
It's the prettiest place you ever saw. It's got a white picket fence all around and creepers all over the house.

Ernest 'Ernie' Ambrose:
Creepers? Oh, don't worry about those. The pigeons will eat them up.

Ina Firpo:
Oh, Ernie, be sensible. When you and I get married we'll be very happy there.

Ernest 'Ernie' Ambrose:
Will the pigeons like it?

Ernest 'Ernie' Ambrose:
If you see Ina, will you tell her to come up and see me?

Ramsey Firpo:
What for?

Ernest 'Ernie' Ambrose:
So I can give her a nickel so I can call her on the telephone.

Ramsey Firpo:
Life is like a glass of tea.

Pinky Brophy:
Whaddya mean by that?

Ramsey Firpo:
How do I know, am I a philosopher?