The Descent

Holly:
[Sarah has just been scared by a bunch of bats which attacked her. Holly films the bats flying away]

[in imitation of 'The Count' from Sesame Street]

Holly:
One bat, two bats, fifty bats!

[Beth comes up to her]

Beth:
Holly... F*** off

Juno:
[while fighting a crawler] F***er!

Beth:
[Sarah is trapped in a tunnel and Beth is trying to calm her down with a joke] Hey, you love this one, "How do you give a lemon an orgasm?" You tickle its citrus!

Beth:
I'm an English teacher, not f***ing Tomb Raider.

Sarah:
What about you Holly, got a man ?

Holly:
Oh I'm a sports f*** like Juno.

Rebecca:
The noise she's making, she'll bring every one of those things down on her head.

Sam:
As long as it's not on mine.

Sam:
Trying to set this watch is impossible, the buttons are too f***ing small.

Holly:
Why do you wear that thing anyway ?

Sam:
My boyfriend gave it to me, it's sentimental.

Holly:
It's f***ing mental, any guy who'd give that to me I'd dump him on the spot.

Juno:
Sam's gonna be Doctor Van Ney in like a year's time.

Beth:
Please tell me it's longer than that.

Holly:
Hey, there's something down here...

[Terrified, looking at Sarah who's covered in blood]

Juno:
What happened to you?

Beth:
[trapped after a cave-in] You put in a flight-plan, right? If we don't report in they'll come looking for us.

Rebecca:
That's how it's supposed to work, except I put in a flight-plan for Boreham Caverns and this isn't Boreham Caverns, is it Juno?

Beth:
We're in the wrong f***ing cave!

Juno:
Holly was right! Boreham Caverns was a tourist trap!

Holly:
Don't try and pin this f***ing sh*t on me!

Rebecca:
This is not caving, this is an ego-trip.

Sam:
Where are we?

Juno:
It hasn't got a name. It's a new system. I wanted us all to discover it! No one's ever been down here before.

Sam:
Are you f***ing kidding me?

[last lines]

Jessica:
Mummy?

Rebecca:
[while Sarah is looking throught the camera, with night vision on] oh, f*** it! Hello!

Juno:
Please!

Rebecca:
Is there anybody there!

Beth:
Hello? [Sarah points the camera at Beth, Crawler behind her]

Sarah:
[Sarah uses Holly's camera in night vision mode and sees all of the dead animal bones] Dead animals! Hundreds of them!

Beth:
This is not good, guys.

Sam:
Can we get out of here?

Rebecca:
Which way?

Juno:
[Uses lighter to try and find the breeze] Come on. [the lighter's flame does not move] I don't know.

Beth:
What do you mean you don't know?

Juno:
There's no breeze! It could be any one of these tunnels! Take your pick!

Rebecca:
Oh, f*** it! [yelling] Helloooooo!

Juno:
[trying to calm down Rebecca] Please!

Rebecca:
[continuing to yell] Is there anybody there?

Beth:
[also yelling] Hello! [a crawler suddenly appears behind Beth]

Beth:
Sarah... don't leave me like this.

Sarah:
No. Please don't ask me to do that.

Beth:
Please.

Sarah:
I can't. I can't do that. I can't do that.

Beth:
Please.

Sarah:
OK. Shh. Close your eyes.

[Juno, as Team Leader, gives instructions before the women begin to descend]

Juno:
Holly: safety first! I don't want any stunts this time.

[Juno is preparing to launch herself first down into the crevice. She speaks to her friends:
]

Juno:
You okay?

[One of the women says, "No."]

Juno:
[Not listening:] See you down there.

[Repeated line]

Juno:
It'll be fine.