The Devil's Rejects

The Devil's Rejects

The Devil's Rejects is a 2005 film written and directed by Rob Zombie. The story is a followup to the previous film House of 1000 Corpses, that chronicles an unstable texas Sheriff hunting a family of psychotic killers who previously murdered his brother and numerous other innocents in a western themed thriller.

Year:
2005
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Charlie Altamont:
Oh...yeah! Lord have mercy!! What a mornin'!! Clevon!!

Clevon:
Yeah boss?

Charlie Altamont:
You know why I come here to get these chickens?

Clevon:
No boss.

Charlie Altamont:
'Cuz my brother makes the best fried chicken in the world!

Clevon:
Is that right?

Charlie Altamont:
(to Darrell) Yeah, good mornin' good mornin' good mornin' good mornin' sir! How are ya!

Darrell:
How're you all doin? G'morning.

Charlie Altamont:
Good, good, good, whatcha got for me?

Darrell:
We got these, uh, real cute barred rock chickens.

Charlie Altamont:
Yeah! I see it!

Darrell:
Some nice, long-legged Rhode Island Reds.

Charlie Altamont:
RHODE ISLAND RED!! I like that, huh! I want a Rhode Island red for me, all right? Two of 'em.

Darrell:
Rhode Island Red...two. (long pause, scratches his nose) Now ya'll ain't planning on f***in' these chickens are ya?

Charlie Altamont:
(after a long pause) What the f*** are you getting at? Do you f*** chickens?

Darrell:
Well, I thought about f***in' some chickens before, eh? If you want to have a good time and you need some p*ssy, you can (motions with his hands) cut that chicken's head off, stick yo' dick in the ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah".

Charlie Altamont:
Are you saying that I would cut off a chicken's head, put my dick in it, f*** it...and go "Aah"? You accuse me of f***ing a chicken, motherf***er?

Darrell:
Nah, I ain't--I ain't callin' you a chicken f***er but...that boy over there looks se--sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken f***ing.

Clevon:
Did you hear what he called me, Boss? I ain't--he called me a f***ing chicken f***er!

Darrell:
I didn't say--

Charlie Altamont:
Everybody just stop yappin' and grab the f***in' chickens, Clevon! (to Darrell) Here, five.

Darrell:
Appreciate it...thank y'all.

Clevon:
Chickenf--He's the chicken f***er!!!

Charlie Altamont:
That's all right. Put 'em back there. Next time we go someplace else.

Clevon:
We ain't never buying chickens from him again, boss!

Charlie Altamont:
Yeah, I know, I know.

Clevon:
(yelling back to Darrell, and giving the finger) You inbred! Inbred!!

Baby:
[dancing in front of Otis and the hostages] Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these. [repeated 4x]

Otis:
Hoss, are you staring at my sister thinking bad thoughts?

Roy:
No,

Otis:
Well, why not- are you a f*ggot?

Roy:
No.

Otis:
Well, what are ya then? I mean you got this hot, piece of ass shaking her sh*t right in front of you and you're not getting any ideas. What do you call that?

Roy:
I'm a married man.

Otis:
Oh, a married f***in' man. Hey, that's just great! Let's give him a big round of applause, folks for the married man! come on! [he and Baby clap and laugh]

Baby:
Wow! married man!

Otis:
All right. wow. okay, mama, front and center, on your feet.

Roy:
Don't hurt her.

Otis:
Get on your feet. Come on. Let's go.

Adam Banjo:
Please, mister. This is insane.

Otis:
Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant f***in' Mark Twain sh*t, 'cause it's definitely gettin' chiseled on your tombstone. okay, come on, Mama. Take that sh*t off, let's see what's been holding Hoss's balls at attention all these years.

Gloria:
What?

Otis:
What? Take off your clothes, or one of these a**holes is going to die. Come on, come on.

Baby:
Sh*t, way to go, Roy! she ain't too bad. She got a tight little ass on her!

Otis:
And she got some child-rearing hips. Huh, yeah, hey.

Gloria:
Please don't hurt me. please don't hurt me.

Otis:
Here, ooh, Jeez. Roy, beginning to see what you mean. Whoa.

Gloria:
Please don't hurt me.

Otis:
You like this, don't ya? Say "Yes, I do. " You like that, don't ya? Say "Yes, I do. " Yes, I do. Yes, I do.

Gloria:
Yes, I... I do.

Otis:
Okay. Okay, now. Give me some sugar. Make it sweet. Don't want me to tense up my trigger finger. My finger's getting tense... I want you to say, "You're the almighty devil, and I want you to make me my filthy whore. " Come on, say it. Come on I know. I know you're feeling it. I know you're feeling it. Say it.

Gloria:
You're... the... almighty... devil and I want you... to make me your... f***ing whore.

Otis:
You make me sick.

Baby:
Woo-hoo! I feel like we're all really getting to know each other now.

Otis:
All right, ladies. Me and the boys have an errand to run. We'll be back in a little while. Come on, Hoss, move it. Come on, sh*t stain! Gotta go! Come on! God damn it!


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