The Drunken Peasants

Himself - Co-Host:
Lalalalala. Buttsex.

Himself - Host:
Suck it like Obama. Suck it like John Kerry.

Himself - Co-Host:
She's such a whore her child's son should be named Jorge.

Himself - Co-Host:
I wanna shank some little girls!

Himself - Co-Host:
Instead of a bunch of kids killing each other, it will just be us killing a bunch of kids.

Himself - Co-Host:
I just wanna grab him with his Conway Twitty hair and just let him take the plunge. I want him to slobber on my balls.

Himself - Co-Host:
I feel dignified being a host.

Himself - Co-Host:
Hehehehe. Stocks.

Himself - Co-Host:
The people have rights too, not just those QUERS.

Himself - Co-Host:
Fox news said it's cold outside, it must be cold outside.

Himself - Co-Host:
Only a true man can open a ketchup bottle.

Himself - Co-Host:
Here's where the president came on me!

Himself - Guest:
Richard Dawkins is really f***ing stupid and he just wont admit it.

Patrick Coleman:
This is my last day as a free man.

Himself - Host:
Coming to you live from an undisclosed location, this is the No Bullshit Radio Podcast with your hosts, Ben and TJ! Covering the news and events important to you, and now here are your hosts, Ben and TJ!

Himself - Co-Host:
Folk with us, bears.

Himself - Host:
Maybe if I wear my wife's underwear and twerk in front of the camera...

Himself - Host:
We'll see YOU at Summer Slam!

Tim Black:
Smoke Pan Everyday!

Himself - Co-Host:
Smoke Pan Everyday!

Himself - Host:
Smoke Pan Everyday!

Himself - Co-Host:
Smoke Pan Everyday!

Himself - Guest:
I have a question about the fan art: why does everyone make me look like a motherf***ing bull frog?