The Faculty

Clark Edwards:
Let's not start with the nerd jokes just because I enjoy the Internet. You know, there's some pretty racy stuff on here.

Luis Jackson:
Yeah, there's nothing hotter than sitting alone, downloading pictures of naked women. Just you and your little mouse!

Flynn Sullivan:
Amanda, I'm looking for someone to teach the Sex Ed Class.

Amanda Duvall:
To the students? I would love to teach Sex Ed! Can I, please? Please? Please?

Shelly Ray:
I'll say this much, she's got the male part down!

Prinipal Herbert Adams:
It looks like somebody's lost their key. His name is on it. Hmm... must be an exchange student. [gets on PA system] Mr. Supp Clawzett, please come to the office to retrieve your key! Thank you.

Flynn Sullivan:
Herb, I think that's the key to the supply closet.