The Falcon and the Co-eds

Eustace L. Harley, the undertaker:
Can I help you?

Tom Lawrence, the Falcon:
Well, I... [Noticing the funeral parlor] No thanks... Not just yet... [Walking away] Thanks all the same.

Tom Lawrence, the Falcon:
[Introducing himself] Tom Lawrence, and I hope you'll forgive my stupid mistake.

Vicky Gaines:
I'm afraid I was rather rude.

Tom Lawrence, the Falcon:
It takes a very unusual woman to be rude and charming at the same time.

Tom Lawrence, the Falcon:
[Curtly] You use compliments to teach to me, Mr. Lawrence. [She walks away]

Eustace L. Harley, the undertaker:
[Referring to the false findings of the inquest] Dr. Greely wanted to cover this up - not me!

Tom Lawrence, the Falcon:
Why?

Eustace L. Harley, the undertaker:
Well, he didn't think that suicide would sound good for a school like Bluecliff.

Tom Lawrence, the Falcon:
How do you think murder would sound?

Tom Lawrence, the Falcon:
[Seeing Donovan and Marguerita struggling to get out of a compromising position in a chair] Timothy, I'm surprised at you!

Inspector Timothy Donovan:
[Trying to find an excuse] She broke in here after something.

Tom Lawrence, the Falcon:
Did she get it?

Inspector Timothy Donovan:
[Bewildered] Search me!

Tom Lawrence, the Falcon:
Searching her would be more to the point.

Miss Hicks - Dormitory House Mother:
[Heard offscreen, indignantly] The very idea! Two grown men frightening young girls! [Then being shown pushing the two cops down the dorm hallway] Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?

Detective Bates:
[Protesting innocence] We didn't do nuthin', lady. We just walked through a door. We're police officers!

older faculty member:
[Angrily] Peeping Toms, you mean!

Miss Hicks - Dormitory House Mother:
[Scandalized] Policemen too - hiding behind your badges!

Inspector Timothy Donovan:
[Being pushed down the stairs by faculty and students] Lady, if we had any place to hide, we'd be there!

Detective Bates:
Yeah!