The Fantastic Four

[opening narration]

Narrator:
It was the world's strangest accident. While testing a new rocket ship, our heroes were bombarded by mysterious cosmic rays from outer space. Though they crash-landed safely, the strange and powerful rays had changed each one of them. Transforming their leader, Reed Richards, into the plastic-skinned Mr. Fantastic; Sue Richards into the "now you see her, now you don't" Invisible Girl; and Ben Grimm into a mighty-muscled powerhouse called The Thing. Now together with H.E.R.B.I.E. the robot, the newest member of the group, they have become the greatest team of superheroes the world has ever known. The NEW Fantastic Four!

Gorgon:
None can escape the pounding foot blast of Gorgon!

Medusa:
Benjamin! That machine weighs fifty tons!

The Thing:
I know. That's why I'm holding it with my strongest finger.

The Thing:
[putting his hand through Doctor Doom, who proves to be a hologram] I heard of guys losing weight, but this is ridiculous.

Doctor Doom:
So I wouldn't dare, would I? Well, my helpless friends, you soon shall see what Doctor Doom will dare.

The Thing:
I wonder who writes that cornball dialogue. Count Dracula?

Ben Grimm:
I want to be a big-time movie star like Paul Newman and Robert Redford and...

Herbie:
King Kong.