The Fashionistas

Antonio:
So you know ass?

Eddie:
I should hope so!

Antonio:
What ass is this?

Antonio:
Come on, nasty!

Eddie:
I'm saying 32 x 36, Antonio?

Antonio:
My waist is 34. I'm not that small.

Eddie:
I didn't mean to imply that you were small.

Helena:
You know, if he wasn't a man, I think I could fall in love with him.

Helena:
He's really good at what he does, but he's a much better f***.

Antonio:
I love the games that Helena plays with me.

Eddie:
He's so hot.

Lisa:
Not this time, Eddie. You've got no chance. He's straight.

Eddie:
How do you know? Just look at him. I'm sure he could be corrupted.

Lisa:
By who? You?

Eddie:
F*** you.

Lisa:
It says here Antonio's marriage has been on the rocks for years, and recently he was seen frequenting gay bars. Oh, sh*t!

Eddie:
Well, I guess he doesn't need to be corrupted.

Manuel:
The Germans would have been much easier to work with.

Antonio:
I know, Germans understand fetish the best.

Antonio:
You know, the fashion business is funny. Sometimes to be in fashion, you have to be out of fashion for a while.

Rebecca:
So, you know ass, Antonio?

Antonio:
Yeah, I know ass.

Rebecca:
Well, now you know smothering.

Antonio:
I love the games that Helena plays with me. This is great, baby. F***ing incredible. I've been dreaming about your ass, you know that?

Jesse:
Antonio... I think I should go.

Antonio:
Kiss me, nasty... no, come on!

Jesse:
Helena will be back soon.

Antonio:
Come on! Stay with us. Play this game.

[Helena discovers Antonio and Jesse together]

Helena:
Jesse, what the f*** are you doing? Oh, is this why you had us tie him up and leave him alone. Not to tease him, so you could f***ing have him to yourself.

Jesse:
F*** you.

Helena:
Don't talk to me like that, you b*tch!

[Helena slaps Jesse, and Jesse slaps her back]

Helena:
Oh, my God. I don't know why I ever followed your ideas. I don't need you.

Antonio:
What do you mean? Whose ideas? What do you mean, Helena?

Helena:
You know what? I don't know why I ever helped you. I don't need you, and I don't need your f***ing Chameleon line.

Antonio:
The Chameleon line was your idea, Jesse?

Helena:
Antonio, we don't need her.

Antonio:
Jesse, untie me.

Helena:
Jesse, get the f*** away from him!

Antonio:
Helena, the game is over! Jesse, untie me! It's finished!

Louisa:
I need lube.