The Fastest Gun Alive

Dink Wells:
[drinking from a stream, just ahead of the posse] Agh, I hate water, just hate it!

Vinnie Harold:
I'm lookin' for Fallon!

Clint Fallon:
You the one I the one I been hear'n about? The one that's been lookin' all over for Fallon?

Vinnie Harold:
Thats' right!

Clint Fallon:
I'm Fallon!

[last lines]

Lou Glover:
Must give you a funny feeling to look at your own grave.

Dora Temple:
What's down there, Lou?

Lou Glover:
Oh, just a coffin full of stones and the reputation of the fastest gun alive.

Dora Temple:
And the gun?

George Temple:
That's down there, too.

Dora Temple:
Well, I guess that takes care of everything.

George Temple:
I guess we can go home now.

[George straps on his gunbelt]

Dora Temple:
What difference does that make?

George Temple:
They've got to know who I am.

[during a bank robbery]

Bank Customer:
Vinnie Harold! I thought it was you.

[Harold shoots the customer]

Vinnie Harold:
Now you can be positive!

Sheriff Bill Toledo:
This fella George Kelby musta been pretty fast.

Harvey Maxwell:
He was the fastest man alive.

Sheriff Bill Toledo:
Then how come he's dead?

Harvey Maxwell:
He wanted it that way.

Vinnie Harold:
[Throwing some coins up by the Saloon] My name is Harold! Vinnie Harold! The moneys to get him a Headstone, to say he was killed by the fastest gun there is.

Blind Man:
That's not so.

Vinnie Harold:
What?

Blind Man:
There's a faster gun then yours.

Vinnie Harold:
Who carries it?

Blind Man:
You'll find out.

Vinnie Harold:
Who carries it?

Blind Man:
You'll find out when you least expect it. In a place where'd you'd never expect it.

Vinnie Harold:
[Waving his hand in front of his face] You couldn't see me draw! How can you say anyones faster? How can you say anyones faster?

Blind Man:
Because there always is! No matter how fast you are theres always somebody faster!

Clint Fallon:
Mr. I don't want to fight! But don't push it!

Vinnie Harold:
Mr. Fallon I'm pushin' because I gotta know!