The Flying Deuces

[Stan and Ollie have just heard that they will be executed the next day]

Oliver:
Shot at sunrise!

Stanley:
I hope it's cloudy tomorrow!

Stanley:
[watching a pair of airplanes doing acrobatics] I wonder what keeps them up?

Oliver:
I don't know. But I do know what keeps me DOWN! [firmly and deliberately taps his shoe on the pavement in front of him to indicate how safe and solid it is and how he never intends to let his feet leave the ground]

Stanley:
Yes, sir - good old Terracotta Firma for me!

Oliver:
Hey Stan... oh, Stan... over here...

Stanley:
[Stan does a take - sees a horse in a pasture with Oliver's hat and mustache] Ollie... is it really you?

Oliver:
[as horse] Of course it's me. Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

Stanley:
Gee I'm glad to see you! [scene fades, end of film]

Oliver:
Stanley, a miracle has happened. I've completely forgotten.

Stanley:
You mean you've forgotten Georgette?

Oliver:
Who's Georgette?

Stanley:
That's swell, now we can go home.

Oliver:
Just how much do we get paid for all this?

Commandant:
One hundred centimes a day.

Stanley:
That's not bad...

Oliver:
How much is that in American money?

Commandant:
American money? About ten cents a day.

Oliver:
If you think you're going to get that kind of work outta *me* for ten cents a day, brother, you're *crazy*.

Commandant:
Is that right?

Stanley:
That's right because we don't work for less than twenty-five cents a day! Do we, Ollie?

Oliver:
If I could have spelled raspberry, I would have told him a lot more!