The Gamers: Hands of Fate

Leo:
Start out strong. Set yourself up for victory. There's a reason you're carrying three of these.

Cass:
Biggest Turnip?

Leo:
Quick 2 Renown.

Cass:
[incredulous] Biggest Turnip?

Leo:
Not every quest gets to be epic.

Cass:
Maybe I'm missing something... What exactly is the big heroic deed here? Growing a giant freak vegetable?

Leo:
More or less...

Cass:
And said mutant tuber has the potential to win you the game?

Leo:
I don't think turnips are tubers.

Cass:
So... your empire's at war, and regardless of the tactical or economic realities on the ground, you could theoretically win a military conflict by growing a turgid bit of purple stew-bait.

Leo:
[smiling] Hey. I have an idea how to end this flashback.

Cass:
Oh?

[Leo slaps him]

Osric:
How are you a cleric?

Luster:
The lord works in mysterious ways.

Weaver:
A common theme one finds in classical mythology is the belief that all events are predetermined, that all outcomes have already been decided - by gods, weaving together the strands of fate. On a related note, you may call me Weaver.

Cass:
No.

Weaver:
I'm sorry?

Cass:
No, I'm gonna call you... Louis. You look like a Louis to me.

Leo:
The Meach has won four Gen Cons. He is arguably the best player in the game today.

Cass:
Great,so how am I supposed to beat him at Gen Con?

Leo:
With any luck, the Legacy will knock him out of the tournament.

Cass:
Okay... how am I supposed to beat the Legacy?

Leo:
With any luck, the Meach will knock them out of the tournament.

Cass:
You're not helping!

Natalie:
So full disclosure - my tazer's not actually legal in the states. I had to send away for it to Singapore.

Cass:
I'm detecting a hint of negativity.

Cass:
Hey, Natalie!

Natalie:
Hey, wedgehead!

Cass:
Remember me? I'm the guy that's gonna put your king on the throne.

Natalie:
Right! Only it's Queen and, oh dear God, you thought I was serious.

Cass:
I expect that date when I win. [catcalls from the Legacy] Why is the bowling team here?

Jase:
No no, it's an alliance to win - as a team.

Cass:
Oh sh*t, like NASCAR?