The Gay Ranchero

Bob:
Now, if you'll just sign right here, Miss...

Consuelo Belmonte:
Flanagan.

Bob:
Flanagan! That's Irish.

Consuelo Belmonte:
Well? I'm Irish. You should be able to tell by my accent... I think.

Bob:
[humoring her] Oh, yes... sure. Well, now let's see, that was two rooms that you ordered, Miss...

Consuelo Belmonte:
Mulligan.

Tim:
I suppose you'll be needing a room.

Nicci Lopez:
Yes, I will.

Tim:
I didn't get the name, sir.

Nicci Lopez:
Oh, Lopez.

Tim:
Oh-Lopez. O'Lopez! Another Irishman.

Nicci Lopez:
What are you doing here? This is not a place for a girl. Are you crazy?

Consuelo Belmonte:
Yes, I love you.

Nicci Lopez:
But you will be in great danger. There will be shooting!

Consuelo Belmonte:
[carelessly] I don't care. When I discover how brave you are, I decide to come with you. If you die, I die. We all die!

Cookie Bullfincher:
Hey, wait a minute, don't count me in on this!