The Getaway

DC Frank Carter:
You're criminal trash, the lot of you. I don't need your help. Why would I? I don't need any favors from SCUM! I'm Frank F***ING Carter of Flying Squad! That's right, the Flying Squad, the MET's finest. It'll be a long day in January before I beg for help from criminal trash.

Nick Collins:
Somebody shoot the f***er, he's got a bomb.

DC Frank Carter:
Don't do that. If his finger comes off the trigger it'll blow us all. Scarper! NOW!

DC Frank Carter:
Seems like coppers are more in danger from McCormack these days than they are from the villains.

DCI McCormack:
What the hell do you think you were doing?

DC Frank Carter:
I was trying...

DCI McCormack:
Don't answer that. I'm not finished. Why didn't you call for backup.

DC Frank Carter:
I was responding to...

DCI McCormack:
Shut it! Who asked you? It's all over for you.

DCI McCormack:
You're suspended. I'm having you on charges. You were treading on thin ice and now you've just cracked it. Get out! You're off the f***ing case! Do you hear!

DC Frank Carter:
Forget it. This stinks. The whole operation stinks. And I'm gonna find out why.

DC Frank Carter:
Right. I'm for it then.

Policewoman:
What about all that screaming? I thought you were suspended.

DC Frank Carter:
F*** him! He can arrest me later.

[after being suspended]

DC Frank Carter:
F*** him, he can arrest me later.

Jamahl:
You is one lucky white man to be pushing your luck right now!

DC Frank Carter:
When the villains round here start carrying water pistols instead of lethal f***ing weapons, then maybe I'll start clippin' them round the ear! Until then, just let me do my f***in' job alright!

Mark Hammond:
Where's my son you fat bastard!

Yasmin:
I kill people for a living, Mark. I'm good at this sh*t.

Yasmin:
I thought you were a bloody professional?

Yasmin:
F***ing Charlie.

Mark Hammond:
Quit playing games with me Charlie! I'm f***ing sick of it!

Harry:
He's out of order. I think we need to give him another lesson.

Charlie Jolson:
I think we might as well have to Harry.

[Torturing Johnny Chai]

Jake Jolson:
C'mon Jackie Chan!

[to Charlie Jolson]

Nick Collins:
We make more money with porno on the internet than you do smuggling drugs!

DCI McCormack:
[to Jake] Listen son... If you don't co-operate, you'll be so drugged up you'd be dribbling down the front of yer shirt and taking it up the back door from every orderly who likes a bit of rough!

DC Frank Carter:
Oh, you little beauty - It's only crazy Jake Jolson

Mark Hammond:
That bastard Jolson's got me right where he wants me

DC Frank Carter:
[on phone] Right Hammond. You go for the boy - I'll go for Jake and the detonator.

Mark Hammond:
You're off your f***in' rocker, Jolson!

Harry:
[kicking Hammond on the ground] I'll f***ing do you badly, Hammond!

DCI McCormack:
[about Jake] He's a f***ing psycho! A mad dog that needs f***ing putting down!

[Jolson tells Collins about capturing Hammond and invites him to the Sol Vita for the showdown]

Nick Collins:
Mark Hammond? You bet your f***ing balls I would!

Charlie Jolson:
That's the f***in' spirit.

Eyebrows:
I feel like killin' some coppers.

Harry:
He needs this one, Markie boy, he needs it bad. Do it for him, he'll owe you one - he's sure to give you your boy back.

Mark Hammond:
He already owes me! He owes me BLOOD!... He killed my wife!

Harry:
Yeah, shame about that one Markie - Nice 'arris that one.

Jake Jolson:
Oi Hammond. What are you doing?

[to Eyebrows and Walter]

Jake Jolson:
Oi, boys, in here!

[to Mark]

Jake Jolson:
I thought I told you to stay put.

Mark Hammond:
What do you think I'm doing, moron? I'm looking for my kid.

Jake Jolson:
[to Eyebrows and Walter] What did he call me?

Big Walter:
A Mormon.

Jake Jolson:
What the f***'s that?

Eyebrows:
You know, Mormon - them bible-bashers that come round knocking on your door telling you that Jesus is a f***ing Yank.

Jake Jolson:
[to Mark] You must be losing it, Hammond. I've just been talking to Charlie about you and your little boy. Very touching. But now you've got a job to do for us. You're gonna run this geezer over to Chinatown. It won't take long.

Charlie Jolson:
It's time for Englishmen to stand up for what it is to be English. F*** the Euro, the fox and the 'ounds, Bobby Moore and the 'ammers. Two World Wars, One World Cup. Feet and inches, pounds and ounces. Beer and Cockles down the Mile End Road. [singing] Land of 'ope and glory/Mother of the Free/How shall we extol thee/who are born to thee...

Charlie Jolson:
Rise and shine Markboy, you've got work to do.

Yasmin:
There they are.

Grievous:
'Right, let's get 'em then.

Yasmin:
[annoyed] Wait. You move when I tell you to move. We'll wait 'till they've locked the door. The first draw: never leave the transaction an obvious route of escape.

[Suzie Hammond shuts the door]

Yasmin:
Let's go.

[Team steps out of the car]

Eyebrows:
Transaction? Christ, what a b*tch!

Nick Collins:
[Talking to Charlie Jolson] London is multi-cultural. It always was. Only people like you never realized it. I mean, you're like a bad hangover from a different era. An era that's about to end.

DC Frank Carter:
[Talking about Charlie Jolson] He's like a f***ing spider.