The Giant Gila Monster

Sheriff Jeff:
Have you heard the reports of a "giant lizard"?

Mr. Wheeler:
Yes, but it's just not possible.

Sheriff Jeff:
Well, why not? There have been giants before!

Chase Winstead:
Where's Pat and Liz?

Bob:
Maybe their car broke down?

Chase Winstead:
Hey! I worked on that car myself!

Bob:
That wouldn't make any difference if he goofed the speed shift or something!

Chase Winstead:
And that squirrel is just the one that could do it!

Sheriff Jeff:
*What* did you hit him with?

Chase Winstead:
My brand new, 100% completed hot rod.

Sheriff Jeff:
You'd have had to start in the next county to get up enough momentum to do that to him.

Chase Winstead:
Not with 4 quarts of nitro glycerin riding with me.

Mr. Wheeler:
You drove across that rough field carrying nitro?

Chase Winstead:
Yes sir!

Sheriff Jeff:
Do you realize what could have happened?

Chase Winstead:
It did. I lost my car!

Sheriff Jeff:
Don't worry about that, the railroad will be *glad* to buy you a new one.

Mr. Wheeler:
I guess with Compton gone,that puts Chase out of a job.

Sheriff Jeff:
That's right.

Mr. Wheeler:
Make it a point to send him around to see me in the morning.

Sheriff Jeff:
I'll *bring* him around in the morning!