The Good Fairy

Konrad:
I can use one honest lawyer, but don't overdo it.

Konrad:
When I'm full of Dutch courage, I behave very Frenchly.

Dr. Schultz:
I see... and what is it you're looking for, Mr. Schlipkohl?

Schlapkohl:
Schlapkohl. Usherettes! To show the customers to their seats. They wear gorgeous uniforms, I designed them myself. A big hussar's hat, a little cloak, and pants with...

Dr. Schultz:
Pants?

Schlapkohl:
...with stripes. Very effective.

Dr. Schultz:
I dare say. The, uh, the pants, I mean, they're not too tight?

Schlapkohl:
That depends entirely on the girls, the pants are all the same size.

Dr. Schultz:
Would you like to be an usherette, Luisa?

Luisa:
Oh, yes, ma'am.

Dr. Schultz:
Do you know what an usherette is?

Luisa:
N-n-no, ma'am.

Dr. Sporum:
Never let it be said that a Sporum ever refused the request of a Ginglebusher.

Luisa:
[In an energetic telling of a fairy tale for the other orphans] Wampa wampa, Wumpa wumpa, Eenie meenie minie mo; Sweet and faithful Rosalinda, Take me where I want to go.