The Gracie Allen Murder Case

Detective:
The Chief wants to see you.

Gracie Allen:
The Chief? Oh, certainly! I just love Indians.

Maitre d':
I'll get you a waiter right away.

Gracie Allen:
Make it two. I'm starved.

Philo Vance:
The question is, then, why would the killer have brought the body here?

Gracie Allen:
Well, they've got a wonderful floor show.

Gracie Allen:
How about some pansies?

Florist:
Well, frankly, my pansies are drooping.

Gracie Allen:
Oh, well then, you should wear suspenders.